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Song Parodies -> "Things I'll Never Be"
Original Song Title:
"Things I'll Never Say"
Original Performer:
Avril Lavgine
Parody Song Title:
"Things I'll Never Be"
Parody Written by:
Kat3
The Lyrics
I can't do my hair
i bought some punk clothes
i'm a poser
i know it khow
I can't keep a beat
my contracter's lost his mind
I should go back to the pop music i left behind
cause i don't deserve this
trying to so punkish
cause i know i'm worthless
i'm worthless
yeah
if i could be what i wanna be
I'd sing rock insted of ...pop
id be a real punk
instead of the poser that i am
if i could sing like i try to sing
i'd make a decent sound
instead of screech
my album would't suck
yes i'm wishing my life away
with these things i'll never be
it don't do me any good
i'm just a waist of time
i suck at dinging
and i can't make a ryme
if i could only be
a person less punk than me
cause i don't deserve this
trying to so punkish
cause i know i'm worthless
i'm worthless
yeah
if i could be what i wanna be
I'd sing rock insted of ...pop
id be a real punk
instead of the poser that i am
if i could sing like i try to sing
i'd make a decent sound
instead of screech
my album would't suck
yes i'm wishing my life away
with these things i'll never be
whay's wrong with my cd
why won't any record companies take me
i try to be, i wish i could
but i've got no punk in me
cause i don't deserve this
trying to so punkish
cause i know i'm worthless
i'm worthless
yeah
yes i'm wishing my life away
with these things i'll never be
i bought some punk clothes
i'm a poser
i know it khow
I can't keep a beat
my contracter's lost his mind
I should go back to the pop music i left behind
cause i don't deserve this
trying to so punkish
cause i know i'm worthless
i'm worthless
yeah
if i could be what i wanna be
I'd sing rock insted of ...pop
id be a real punk
instead of the poser that i am
if i could sing like i try to sing
i'd make a decent sound
instead of screech
my album would't suck
yes i'm wishing my life away
with these things i'll never be
it don't do me any good
i'm just a waist of time
i suck at dinging
and i can't make a ryme
if i could only be
a person less punk than me
cause i don't deserve this
trying to so punkish
cause i know i'm worthless
i'm worthless
yeah
if i could be what i wanna be
I'd sing rock insted of ...pop
id be a real punk
instead of the poser that i am
if i could sing like i try to sing
i'd make a decent sound
instead of screech
my album would't suck
yes i'm wishing my life away
with these things i'll never be
whay's wrong with my cd
why won't any record companies take me
i try to be, i wish i could
but i've got no punk in me
cause i don't deserve this
trying to so punkish
cause i know i'm worthless
i'm worthless
yeah
yes i'm wishing my life away
with these things i'll never be
copyright 2003
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Good, but watch for the typos
Sickening.. Only worth 3 2 2
I.......... HATE........ YOU........ Really.
How sad. How very sad. Get a life.
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