It feels just like a fridge
Out here in the park
Was hoping someone'd be here now
There's nothing but the snow
And wind blowing around
Was hoping that I'd soon be found

I look up at the sky and say 'why me?'
Should've just stayed my ass home

And it sure ain't right
How I'm feeling this frostbite
Could you grab my little hand
I can't feel my toes
I can't see who you are
Cause I'm stuck in snow

My tears froze on my face
(No, really, they did)
Icicles are in my fro
I cannot feel my legs
My chest, my arms, my hands
I feel nothing but cold and alone

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Oh! Can somebody please call my mommy??
Can no longer use my cell phone....
Oh yeah yeah...It's Sprint
Yeah yeah, I hate it
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

It's a damn cold night
not a single soul in sight
Gotta take it like a man
Like the saying goes
And wait till it melts
Cause I'm STUCK IN SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!
STUCK IN SNOOOOOOOWOOOOOOWOWOOOOO!!

Wait a minute ma'am!
Help me, I'm half froze!
I don't know what you hate
But I...hate the snow...
Hate the snowowowooo.....
I hate snow.