Please tell me what is taking place
Cause my whole head is filled with space
My education has been erased, no doubt
That makes sense since I never can give
A good speech that isn't just lame
I make them all the same

Always lie and cover up
Used to beat smart kids up
Grew up in a conservative little Texas town
Ignore all the bad stuff people says
Cause see, my daddy, he was the Prez
I am a dumb guy, you can see

You know I always stay up without sleeping
And think to myself
How much can I hurt Earth forever?
Make this world a lesser place?

I'm not too bright as you can see
Just don't misunderestimate me
I'm good enough I stole the election
In this head my thoughts ain't deep
Perhaps that's why I cannot speak
Won't someone just come out and say I shouldn't rule in this world

I always cut a lot of dollars
From the taxes of right-wing crawlers
Who cares how much trouble I create
So what, funds needed have gone down way
Below what we can afford today
I only care for my friends anyway

When I'm all alone on a hot smoky night,
Breathe in polluted days
I think, don't care that Earth's warming up now
So I'll just pretend that it's too late

I'm not too bright as you can see
Just don't misunderestimate me
I'm good enough I stole the election
In this head my thoughts ain't deep
Perhaps that's why I cannot speak
Won't someone just come out and say I shouldn't rule in this world

Bully Iraq, fight it out
Want oil, so civilians fall down
But get scared when the bombs aren't found

I'm not too bright as you can see
Just don't misunderestimate me
I'm good enough I stole the election
In this head my thoughts ain't deep
Perhaps that's why I cannot speak
Won't someone just come out and say I shouldn't rule in this world
(Repeat)