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Song Parodies -> "Is Your Cat Alright?"

Original Song Title:

"Damn Cold Night"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Is Your Cat Alright?"

Parody Written by:

Emily

The Lyrics

I was driving down the street
Early Monday night
My day just wasn't going right.
My hair was all a mess
My clothes looked like a wreck
A cat appeared out of sight

Even though I did try to swerve
I hit the cat in the head

Is your cat alright?
Sorry its been a bad night
You know he's lookin kinda dead
Yeah he's dead for sure
Don't try CPR, he's dead, there's no cure
There's no cure, yeah

So every now and then
I pass that road again
It brings back bad memories
I try not to cry
Why did the cat die
I wish that he'd have stayed away

Even if it wasn't my own fault
I still have to question it. Why??

Is your cat alright
Sorry its been a bad night
You know he's, lookin kinda dead
Yeah he's dead for sure
Don't try CPR, he's dead, there's no cure.

Driving, its sometimes confusing
Gotta really watch all the roads
yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah
yeah yeah
yeah yeah
yeaaaahh

Is your cat alright
Sorry its been a bad night
You know he's lookin kinda dead
Yeah he's dead for sure
Don't try CPR, he's dead, there's no cure
There's no cure

Yeah he's lookin kinda dead
Yeah he's dead for sure
Don't try CPR, he's dead, there's no cure
No, there's no cure
There's no cure

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Jonathan C. - July 12, 2003 - Report this comment
BTW, Em, the title of Avril's song is "I'm With You".
T.J. Spindler - August 31, 2003 - Report this comment
alright. r u an avril basher? your a grl so i don't think u r, i think u just had to say, i'm one. your parody would dramatically improve if you made the original name correct. check out some of my songs. we can do some parodies together. 5,5,5, since your talkin' about killin' cats. i hate 'em.
legirl78a=estherk. - September 03, 2003 - Report this comment
hehehehehehehehehe lol its sooooooooo funny hahahahaha DUDE, bc its about cats!!!!!!!!!heheheheheeheheheheheheehheehe!!!! oooooo dont worry bout me i was high when i rote this!!!!!! & i just found out me & a friend r going to CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:) wooooooohoooooo!!!!!!!!!! im sooooooo excited! hehehe!!
kim - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
good thanx for killin the damn cat it can burn in hell. but this song is called "I'm with you", not "damn cold night'
MICHAEL - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I THOUGHT DIS PARODY WAS COOL BY THE WAY WHY IS THIS PARODY CALLED IS YOUR CAT ALLRIGHT? oh nevermind
Michael - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
er the title of Avril's song is i'm with you
Mike - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
er the song is called i'm wiith you STOP ASKING ME THIS MUTHA f***A
MICHAEL - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
hey watch your language
MOTHER f****er - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Sorry
Bad Boy - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
do NOT and Eye mean Not say that 2 me again
apologizing - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Don't U ever say that word 2 me evur again
========================= - October 07, 2012 - Report this comment
OKAY I'M SORRY I WILL NOT EVER USE THAT WORD AGAIN

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