AVRIGE LATRINE - CONSTIPATED - from the album GET LOO

Uh huh I can't sh*t
That's the way it is
And I can't sh*t
That's the way it is

Don't push, what're you straining for?
Relax your sphincter off some more,
And if you could only let it be,
You will see:

You can change the way you poo,
When you're sitting on the loo.
Don't have to pop out your O-ring,
You just sing:

"My ass is too tight,
I can't sh*t right.
I'm so full of sh*te,
I sit here all night,
Trying to relieve this build-up I feel in me."

Tell me,
Why's my ass always gotta be so constipated?
I try to peel one off, but
I never can get very motivated.
I try to sh*t,
But I squeeze and I strain
And I wheeze and the pain
In my ass is insane.
Pity me, 'cos I gotta force every time I wanna take a cr*p.

Now I tried some laxatives,
You'd be surprised how good it is,
I can't stop sh*tting all the time,
And I can't rhyme.

Bog, dump, grogon, cr*p and turds,
I'm sure there's some other words.
But hey, in the end it's "same sh*t
Different smell!"

"My ass is too loose,
My sh*t looks like mousse.
It's so damn profuse,
That word rhymes with goose.
Some times I can't understand all the sh*t I say."

Tell me,
Why can't I go back to being so constipated?
I didn't want this much
Regularity is a bit overrated.
At least I think so.
So I squeeze and I strain
And I wheeze and the pain
In my ass is insane.
Lucky me, now I gotta force every time I wanna take a cr*p,
Take a cr*p, take a cr*p, take a cr*p.....