She was a boy, he was a girl
Can I make it more unobvious?

She was a punk,he did ballet
What more can I say?

He wanted her, she wanted Kel
secretly he wanted him as well.

But all of her friends wore frilly bows
they had a problem with her baggy clothes.

He was no skater boy, she said see ya later boy
he wasn't good enough for her
She had a zitty face, and hisr head was up in space
he needed to come back down to earth.

five years from now, he sits at home
wishing that maybe
she'll call on the phone

he turns on tv
guess who he sees
hater boys rockin' up MTV.

she calls up her friends, they already know
and they've all got tickets to see this show

she walks down the aisle looks in the crowd
looks at the man that she turned down.

He was no skater boy, she said see ya later boy
he wasn't good enough for her
now Kel's a super star
slamin' on his guitar
do your eyes see how much he's worth?

sorry boy but you missed out
well tough luck she's with Kel now

they are more than just good friends
and he pays for her split ends

too bad that she couldn't see
see that girl that boy could be

there is terror toward the eye
I see the mole that is outside

He's just a girl, and Kel's a guy
can I make it anymore obvious?

they are in love, haven't you heard
and that guy lives in a poor part of the world

That was no skater boy, she said see ya later boy
she gave a big huge fat no
now he lives in a studio
singing the song he wrote
about some guy named Joe