Song Parodies -> "Poser Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8er Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Poser Girl"

Parody Written by:

gcchik27

The Lyrics

Sorry but I just don't like Avril!

She is a fake
her songs are dumb
can I make it anymore obvious?
she's not really punk
more like preppy b****
her songs always make me twitch
no one wants her
and i really can't tell
just why her music has to smell
she has no friends
all she does is pose
as a skater chick in punked out clothes

Chorus:
she thinks she's a skater girl
she makes me want to hearl
I really wish that she'd be hung
when I see her on TV
I wish someone would kick me
her music reminds me of dung

five years from now
we will forget
about all her songs that are sh**
you'll turn on TV
guess what you'll see?
Avril getting dissed on MTV
She'll sit down and cry
and eat a whole pie
and wonder why her fame has died
she'll ask herself why
she even tried
maybe she'll crawl in hole and hide

repeat chorus

We're not sorry 'cause you suck
I guess you just ran out of luck
sucks for you that no one's sad
'cause your music is so bad

She is a fake
her songs are dumb
can I make it anymore obvious?
but it's a good thing
that now she's gone
we don't have to listen to those poopy songs

repeat chorus

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Michael Pacholek - August 13, 2003 - Report this comment

New rule Number 1: If you're gonna give a 1-1-1, admit it. New rule Number 2: Anybody who does a hater song with the same title as one used before gets an automatic 1-1-1 from me. And Avril can write songs better than you with her eyes closed. And she dresses better than Britney or Christina. (At least she dresses.)

Black Offensive T-Shirts - August 16, 2003 - Report this comment

*points to micheal's post* True. Quite True.

gcchik27 - August 18, 2003 - Report this comment

OK that's cool that you think avril's talented or whatever but i just don't feel that way. i think her music is really fakey. Don't be so hard on me this is the first time i've ever written a parody and i don't really care how good it is, i just wanted to have fun and i did. plus my friends liked it and thought it was funny, so it's all good. also, we performed it at a little get together we had and everybody laughed a lot about it just cuz nobody here really likes avril. so ur opinion doesn't really matter all that much to me.

Avril ROCKS - September 22, 2003 - Report this comment

i agree with michael

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