-> "Thrower Boy"
Original Song Title:
"Sk8ter Boi"
Parody Song Title:
"Thrower Boy"
Parody Written by:
Thrower girl (whoops this one, not the other!)
The Lyrics
He was a boy
She was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious
He was a drunk
She did her work
What more can I say
He wanted her
She'd never tell secretly she wanted him as well
But all of her friends
Liked the cute jocks
and had a problem with thrower boy's high-up socks
He was a thrower boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face
But her head was always in a book
She needed to come back down to earth
5 years from now
She sits at home
Sitt'n' in the dark she's all alone
She turns on tv
Guess who she sees
Thrower boy tossing up MVP
she calls up her friends
They already know
And they've all got
Tickets to see his throw
She goes along
Stands in the crowd
Looks up at the man that she turned down
He was a thrower boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a super star
Throw'n' really far
Do you see the drunker he's become?
He was a thrower boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a super star
Throw'n' really far
Do you see the drunker he's become?
Well girl you didn't missed out
What luck he's in rehab now
that boy's an alcoholic
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you saw,
Saw the man that boy would be
There's not more than meets the eye
He sees the doc that is the "inside"
He's just a boy
And you're just a girl
Can I make it any more obvious
He is in love
Haven't you heard
How you ruined his world
You're not with the thrower boy
You said see you later boy
He'll be back home after rehab's through
He'll be all alone
You'll be at the ESPN studio
And you can make fun of the boy you used to know
You're not with the thrower boy
You said see you later boy
He'll be back home after rehab's through
He'll be all alone
You'll be at the ESPN studio
And you can make fun of the boy you used to know
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