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Song Parodies -> "Consecrated"
Original Song Title:
"Complicated"
Original Performer:
Avril Lavigne
Parody Song Title:
"Consecrated"
Parody Written by:
Ethan Mawyer
The Lyrics
Uh-huh
I am confused
Uh huh, uh-huh
At the words you use
Yeah I'm confused
Uh-huh, uh-huh
At the words you use
Last week
I came to this land
I thought
That I did understand
The language that's called English a lot
I guess not
Tell me
What is a moley?
And why
Is it so holy
Your language use seems quite far from plain
So please explain
How excrement
Can be heaven sent
I'm at a loss
As well for the sauce
There is some special fish
Explain it I wish
You would
Tell me
Why'd you have to always say things are consecrated
It seems the way you're
Saying things are from up above is complicated
Don't get it when you
When you say every day
Quite enough of the stuff
I don't get and it is confusing
Seems to me that English be the strangest thing ever created
If your faith it was hindu
It would make some sense when you
Utter the phrase ¨holy cow¨ a lot
But you are not
You still
Have not told me why
Pastries, can come from the sky
And your
Lack of response seems to show
That you don't know
How excrement
Can be heaven sent
I'm at a loss
As well for the sauce
There is some special fish
Explain it I wish
You would
Tell me
Why'd you have to always say things are consecrated
It seems the way you're
Saying things are from up above is complicated
Don't get it when you
When you say every day
Quite enough of the stuff
I don't get and it is confusing
Seems to me that English be the strangest thing ever created
Last week
I came to this land
I thought
That I did understand
The language that's called english a lot
I guess not
How excrement
Can be heaven sent
I'm at a loss
As well for the sauce
There is some special fish
Explain it I wish
You would
Why'd you have to always say things are consecrated
It seems the way you're
Saying things are from up above is complicated
Don't get it when you
When you say every day
Quite enough of the stuff
I don't get and it is confusing
Seems to me that English be the strangest thing ever created
Why'd you have to always say things are consecrated
It seems the way you're
Saying things are from up above is complicated
Don't get it when you
When you say every day
Quite enough of the stuff
I don't get and it is confusing
Seems to me that English be the strangest thing ever created
I am confused
Uh huh, uh-huh
At the words you use
Yeah I'm confused
Uh-huh, uh-huh
At the words you use
Last week
I came to this land
I thought
That I did understand
The language that's called English a lot
I guess not
Tell me
What is a moley?
And why
Is it so holy
Your language use seems quite far from plain
So please explain
How excrement
Can be heaven sent
I'm at a loss
As well for the sauce
There is some special fish
Explain it I wish
You would
Tell me
Why'd you have to always say things are consecrated
It seems the way you're
Saying things are from up above is complicated
Don't get it when you
When you say every day
Quite enough of the stuff
I don't get and it is confusing
Seems to me that English be the strangest thing ever created
If your faith it was hindu
It would make some sense when you
Utter the phrase ¨holy cow¨ a lot
But you are not
You still
Have not told me why
Pastries, can come from the sky
And your
Lack of response seems to show
That you don't know
How excrement
Can be heaven sent
I'm at a loss
As well for the sauce
There is some special fish
Explain it I wish
You would
Tell me
Why'd you have to always say things are consecrated
It seems the way you're
Saying things are from up above is complicated
Don't get it when you
When you say every day
Quite enough of the stuff
I don't get and it is confusing
Seems to me that English be the strangest thing ever created
Last week
I came to this land
I thought
That I did understand
The language that's called english a lot
I guess not
How excrement
Can be heaven sent
I'm at a loss
As well for the sauce
There is some special fish
Explain it I wish
You would
Why'd you have to always say things are consecrated
It seems the way you're
Saying things are from up above is complicated
Don't get it when you
When you say every day
Quite enough of the stuff
I don't get and it is confusing
Seems to me that English be the strangest thing ever created
Why'd you have to always say things are consecrated
It seems the way you're
Saying things are from up above is complicated
Don't get it when you
When you say every day
Quite enough of the stuff
I don't get and it is confusing
Seems to me that English be the strangest thing ever created
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