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Song Parodies -> "Tubbi Boi"
Original Song Title:
"Sk8er Boi"
Original Performer:
Avril Lavigne
Parody Song Title:
"Tubbi Boi"
Parody Written by:
Steven Brady
The Lyrics
This is for a boi called James who tried to write is own songs. So in order to break his fragile mind and spirit I wrote him this song.
He was a boy
Looked like a girl
His fat face made it hard to tell
He smelt of spunk
And acted Gay
What more can I say?
He wrote some songs
Wanted a hit
Secretly we thought his songs were shit.
All of my friends
Laughed out their nose
They had problem with his Oxfam cloths
He was tubby boi
I said get a hobby boi
He isn't good enough for shit
He had a massive ass
Bigger than most my class
He needed to stop his god dam music
Five years from now
He sits at home
He can no longer stand upon his own
Turns on TV
Guess who he sees
Emily rocking up MTV
He calls up his friend
Who doesn't exist
Then in his pants he begins to piss
Goes to the fridge
Something to eat
He is so fat he can't see his feet
He was tubby boi
I said get a hobby boi
He isn't good enough for shit
He had a massive ass
Bigger than most my class
He needed to stop his god dam music *2
Sorry boi but your to fat
What tough luck I wrote this song
I have taken all your friends
And this is how the story ends
To bad that you couldn't sing
Or that you're fatter than Charlotte Pring
There is more cause you are thick
Not to mention your tiny dick
He's just a boy
Who looked like a girl
His fat face made it hard to tell
He is so fat
And really big
He will always be a loser kid
He was tubby boi
I said get a hobby boi
He isn't good enough for shit
He had a massive ass
Bigger than most my class
He needed to stop his god dam music
Looked like a girl
His fat face made it hard to tell
He smelt of spunk
And acted Gay
What more can I say?
He wrote some songs
Wanted a hit
Secretly we thought his songs were shit.
All of my friends
Laughed out their nose
They had problem with his Oxfam cloths
He was tubby boi
I said get a hobby boi
He isn't good enough for shit
He had a massive ass
Bigger than most my class
He needed to stop his god dam music
Five years from now
He sits at home
He can no longer stand upon his own
Turns on TV
Guess who he sees
Emily rocking up MTV
He calls up his friend
Who doesn't exist
Then in his pants he begins to piss
Goes to the fridge
Something to eat
He is so fat he can't see his feet
He was tubby boi
I said get a hobby boi
He isn't good enough for shit
He had a massive ass
Bigger than most my class
He needed to stop his god dam music *2
Sorry boi but your to fat
What tough luck I wrote this song
I have taken all your friends
And this is how the story ends
To bad that you couldn't sing
Or that you're fatter than Charlotte Pring
There is more cause you are thick
Not to mention your tiny dick
He's just a boy
Who looked like a girl
His fat face made it hard to tell
He is so fat
And really big
He will always be a loser kid
He was tubby boi
I said get a hobby boi
He isn't good enough for shit
He had a massive ass
Bigger than most my class
He needed to stop his god dam music
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