Song Parodies -> "Can't Hold On (to this cliff)"

Original Song Title:

"I'm With You"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Hold On (to this cliff)"

Parody Written by:

Spazn

The Lyrics

Avril dies hurrah jk jk

I'm hangin on a cliff
I'm waitin in the dark
I thought that you'd be here
By now

There's nothin but the wolves
No copters in the sky
And this cliff's a thousand feet high

Isn't anyone comin to save me?
Won't somebody come take me home?
It's a damn cold night
Someone please hand me a knife
Won't you
Take me by the hand
Please pull me up
I don't know where you are but I...
Can't hold on

Hurry please make haste
The wolves like my taste
Is anybody here
I know
Cause nothings goin right
I'm a poser I confess
Can't someone please get me a phone

Isn't anyone comin to save me?
Won't somebody come take me home?
It's a damn cold night
Someone please hand me a knife
Won't you
Take me by the hand
Please pull me up
I don't know where you are but I...
Can't hold on

Oh why do you think this is amusing?
I think you're all outta your minds
Yea yea yea
Yea yea
Yea yea
Yea yea...YEEEEAAAAAAAA

It's a damn cold night
Someone please hand me a knife
Won't you
Take me by the hand
Please pull me up
I don't know where you are but I...
Can't hold on

Take me by the hand
Please pull me up
I don't know where you are but I...
Can't hold on

Take me by the hand
Please pull me up
I don't know where you are but I...
Can't hold on...
Can't hold on...
I le-et goooooo....

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