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Song Parodies -> "Attack Of The Squirrels"
Original Song Title:
"Sk8er Boi"
Original Performer:
Avril Lavigne
Parody Song Title:
"Attack Of The Squirrels"
Parody Written by:
Your Worst Nightmare
The Lyrics
Just goes to show ya what happens when you let those dadgum squirrels walk all over you.
My best friend Roy
Got bit by a squirrel
And his leg was bleeding quite profusely
Got rabies shots
On Hospital Lane
Endured lots of pain
Took quite a spill
Embarrassed to tell
They would kill everyone else as well
But everyone
Had their guard down
The squirrels planned to attack the town
It was a squirrel attack
A genuine squirrel attack
They were a lethal rodent bunch
It was a squirrel attack
Not long till the squirrels come back
But nobody at all had a hunch
Five days from now
Roy lies in bed
He's putting a warm cloth on his head
Looks at the door
Stifles a cough
The squirrels came back to finish him off
He calls 911
And what do you know
Seems the squirrels are making a gore show
He screams aloud
Loses his breath
Shudders in horror to face his death
It was a squirrel attack
A genuine squirrel attack
They were a lethal rodent bunch
It was a squirrel attack
And now the squirrels have come back
They were eating humans for lunch
Almost everyone's dead now
Humans serve as squirrel food chow
It looks like a real sad end
Squirrels attack at every bend
Seems like these guys didn't see
What a pest these squirrels can be
I wish they'd climb up a tree
Oh no, the squirrels are after me
Soon they will all
Spread globally
While people will scream in terror and flee
Let's arm ourselves
What do ya say
Let's go make some squirrel pate
Did a lot of shooting
They resisted everything
They evidently can't be hurt
Let's run to shelter inside
It's best if we just would hide
I would say these squirrels have been curt
They were real evil squirrels
Some unworldly mutant squirrels
They are immune to knives and guns
They were some mighty squirrels
Some nazi attacker squirrels
The battle and the war they've won
Got bit by a squirrel
And his leg was bleeding quite profusely
Got rabies shots
On Hospital Lane
Endured lots of pain
Took quite a spill
Embarrassed to tell
They would kill everyone else as well
But everyone
Had their guard down
The squirrels planned to attack the town
It was a squirrel attack
A genuine squirrel attack
They were a lethal rodent bunch
It was a squirrel attack
Not long till the squirrels come back
But nobody at all had a hunch
Five days from now
Roy lies in bed
He's putting a warm cloth on his head
Looks at the door
Stifles a cough
The squirrels came back to finish him off
He calls 911
And what do you know
Seems the squirrels are making a gore show
He screams aloud
Loses his breath
Shudders in horror to face his death
It was a squirrel attack
A genuine squirrel attack
They were a lethal rodent bunch
It was a squirrel attack
And now the squirrels have come back
They were eating humans for lunch
Almost everyone's dead now
Humans serve as squirrel food chow
It looks like a real sad end
Squirrels attack at every bend
Seems like these guys didn't see
What a pest these squirrels can be
I wish they'd climb up a tree
Oh no, the squirrels are after me
Soon they will all
Spread globally
While people will scream in terror and flee
Let's arm ourselves
What do ya say
Let's go make some squirrel pate
Did a lot of shooting
They resisted everything
They evidently can't be hurt
Let's run to shelter inside
It's best if we just would hide
I would say these squirrels have been curt
They were real evil squirrels
Some unworldly mutant squirrels
They are immune to knives and guns
They were some mighty squirrels
Some nazi attacker squirrels
The battle and the war they've won
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Originally, I thought of making a parody of this song, called "Freedom Fighters Love", referring to the Archie comics series of Sonic The Hedgehog, where the first lines went, "He's a hedgehog. She is a squirrel. And they go out to defeat Robotnik." I had trouble thinking of extra lines, and also knew that not many people would know what I was talking about, so I came up with this.
Oh yeah, this is my second parody on Am I Right. :-)
By the way, I just looked at a parody of this song, called "Sandy's Untold Story", and I assure everyone that I did not get my idea from that song.
I'd rather see the Sonic one, personally. *Will review later, if I remember*
Okay...I can't say that the pacing was absolutely perfect...I stumbled a couple of times...but I gave this three 5s because it's the absolute most original parody of this song that I've come across. I've read so many that failed to win me over...that I had to give this one some props...Good job! I'll look forward to reading more of your work...=)
neminem - Hmm... I had a huge writer's block on that Sonic parody I was trying to make, plus, I had to keep going through my comic collection to see if the lyrics were correct. By the way, if you are subscribed to Sonic comics, you can look at my letter in the Sonic-Grams part of issue #134. It's the last one and I didn't sign it with "Your Worst Nightmare". Arwen - Thanks for the 5's! However, the only pacing problem I saw was the part where I was lacking a syllable in "The squirrels planned to attack the town", while the original was "They had a problem with his baggy clothes". Please tell me any other errors I made.
Hey, YWN...going through the song again, I think I may have just been up too late and not able to get it to flow just right. Honestly, that's another reason why I gave it 5s...because I couldn't pinpoint an exact mistake...I just kept getting messed up. I knew that it was entirely possible that my stumbles were my own fault! Don't fret!!
Ok, that's what I thought. ;-) That sorta thing happened to me while writing a parody, and I got the pacing wrong. I revised it before sending it. Right now I'm working on a parody of Hilaru Duff's "Why Not", called "Too Many Video Games". I need to print out the lyrics.
Never mind about printing out the lyrics now. I just heard it on Radio Disney. I've got a major case of writer's block, and I don't think I can finish it. I started on a new parody instead.
And now I finished it! It is a parody of "All Star" by Smash Mouth called "Parody Writer".
This Parody is as funny as h***! Do you have any more?
Yeah, of course I do! My latest parody is of Weird Al's ORIGINAL song, "Bob", called Sick Day. It isn't nearly as funny as I thought this to be. It is just about some sick guy. If you prefer another gory song like this, I'll see what I can do. ;-)
omg! Me asnd my friends hate squirrels so we have saved your song a printed it. Thank you. Also I like the Idea to parody wierd Al.
Thanks! My granddad has a gun that he shoots squirrels with. Squirrels are one of his natural enemies. :-)
Wish we had thought of a squirrel attack parody. Thanks for not making any "nut" jokes.
No problem, weird gals! I personally find those jokes disgusting.
my ex and I always joked that the squirrels in Montreal were one day going to attack and kill us all. Good song :)
Hey, i like squirrels!:( lol, Just kidding. Your song rules! OMG, it's funny!
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