He was a boy,
Now he's a girl,
Can I make it anymore obvious?
Who woulda thunk,
That he was gay?
What more can I say?
And each of the girls,
They already know,
And they didn't even give him hell,
Yeah, like I said, they already know,
They even share with him their clothes,

He was a loser boy,
He hated being a boy,
So the surgery helped him out,
Now he has a pretty face,
And he dresses up in lace,
He hasn't been this way from biiiirth

Five years from now,
He sits at home,
Eating some gravy, he's all alone,
He turns on TV,
Guess who he sees?
Oprah and some transexualees,
He calls up his friends,
They already know,
So now they're all guests on tomorrow's show,
He wears a thong,
And he loves the crowd,
Now look at the woman that he is noooooow

He was a loser boy,
He hated being a boy,
So the surgery helped him out,
Now he has a pretty face,
And he dresses up in lace,
He hasn't been this way from biiiirth

Sorry, girl, he was a guy,
He likes dresses, he ain't fly,
He has more than boys as friends,
He hates getting those split ends,
I'm so glad that he could see,
See the girl that boy could be,
He's into the latest trends,
This is how the story ends

Now he ain't boy,
He is girl,
Can I make it anymore obvious?
The surgery worked,
Look at him now,
Look at the was that he turned oooout.