I am a dork
i really suck
can i make it anymore obvious
i'm not a punk guitar i can't play
what more can i say
i try to skate because skating sells
but i always fall and it hurts like hell
all of the punks they make fun of me
i try to be punk as i can be

i am a poser punk, watch me rhyme punk with punk, i was too good for canada, so i came here instead they all think that i'm a sped cuz i'm a stupid poser punk

2 years from now
i will be gone
you'll never again hear my crappy songs
you'll turn on t.v look whatcha see
good charlotte is makin fun of me
cuz they're kinda punk,
and me i'm just not
but i like to think that i'm really hot
i go to punk shows
stand in the crowd
jump in the mosh
my moms so proud

i am a poser punk, watch me rhyme punk with punk, i was too good for cananda, so i came here instead, they all think that i'm a sped cuz i'm a stupid poser punk

sorry punks i drove you down
all the preppies dress punk now
and i have lots of poser friends
this is where the story ends
it's too bad all ya ever see
is the punk i try to be
theres no use in trying to find,
i have no music skills inside