Song Parodies -> "Constipated"

Original Song Title:

"Complicated"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Constipated"

Parody Written by:

Mike Walker

The Lyrics

I wrote this parody about a year ago, give or take. Hope you like it...

Calm down
No need to have a fit
Sit down
Before you take a sh*t
Hey I bet the reason why you rant
Is 'cause you can't
You must have diarre-hea
I just hand an idea
But I'm guessing when I tell you this
You'll be pissed

Bridge:
I'll write up a tune
About your "full" moon
Poking some fun
At your plug-ged buns
Man, what's with your rump
It smells like a dump to me
Tell me

Chorus:
Why'd you have to go and get your ass constipated
I see now that we have to find your chocolate and
Get it all confiscated
And now to sh*t, you
Grab your knees and you squeeze, cut the cheese if you please, it's a breeze
But just in case if
You're in a rut, just grab your butt
Then wiggle it around and shake it
No no no

My guess it was choc-o-late
Confess. You ate a lot of it
It's best that you leave 'cause can't you see
You're killing me
When you
Pass a little gas
Then you
Forget to wipe your ass
Send you
To the planet Uranus
'Cause you bane us

[ Bridge ]

[ Chorus ]

[ 1st verse ]

[ Bridge ]

[ Chorus 2x ]

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