You ripped my pants, You stole my phone, I know,
You went too far, You drove my car, and never came home,
You're really rude, You ate my food, and then you made me cry,
But I still like you, I'll always be true, Disrespectful guy,

You're stupid, unfaithful, I wish you were dead,
But I can't, Get you out my head,

Did you think that I was gonna run away from you, this time,
Did you think that I'd forever be depressed and blue, and cry,
Don't try to keep me far from you, Don't try to make me go away,
And don't pretend you're gay,

I know I'm not smart, But I do have a heart, I'll try to see it through,
And secretly, my dear, I know you'll stay right here, because you love me too,
We fight an awful lot, You treat me like I'm snot, You say you wish I'd die,
But I know you still care, Even though you're not fair, you disrespectful guy,

You're drugged, You're unfaithful, Disgusting, horrid,
Good news, babe, We're gonna have a kid,

Did you think that I was gonna run away from you, this time,
Did you think that I'd forever be depressed and blue, and cry,
Don't try to keep me far from you, Don't try to make me go away,
That's all I have to say...