Song Parodies -> "John Kerry's happy ending...?"

Original Song Title:

"My Happy Ending"

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Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"John Kerry's happy ending...?"

Parody Written by:

theSPARKY

The Lyrics

I came up with the idea in Participation in Government when my teacher was talking about John Kerry. He reminds me of Avril Lavigne. But thats a different story for a different day...

Please give me a happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

I support this new war
Wait, thats not what I said
I have 3 purple hearts
And an inflated head
I don't own an SUV
But my family has one
I flip flop my answers
Just to have a little bit of fun

I could do all the things you want me to,
Although I might be contradictory

I am John Kerry, the democratic nominee,
That you always see, on TV
Talking about war and foregin policy
All these polls show i'm far behind the current prez
If you understand what I am saying
Please give me a happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

You've got your dumb Dems
I know what they say
They tell you I flip-flop
In every which way
But they don't know me
And the things I think through
About Iraq and the economy
And the shit that Bush could do

I could do all the things you want me to,
But I might be contradictory

I am John Kerry, The democratic nominee
That you always see, on TV
Talking about war and the foregin policy
All these polls show that i'm far behind the current prez
If you understand what I am saying
Please give me a happy ending

It was nice to know that my wife was there
Telling people to shove it because she cared
And making me feel like I can win
It's nice to konw that Bush might fall
Stumbling at the debates, and that is all
I really need to win

I am John Kerry, The Democratic nominee
That you always see, On TV
Talking about war and the foregin policy
All these polls show that i'm far behind the current prez
If you understand what I am saying
Please give me a happy ending

Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
Please give me a happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

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Royce Miller - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment

I enjoyed it

theSPARKY - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Really? Thanks dude!

Victor Cary - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment

The pacing was WAY off, and plus, Kerry PWNs Bush.

theSPARKY - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Hey, at least I tried. And plus, kerry doesn't PWN. Sorry.

John Harvey - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Pacing was a bit off, but I liked it. I am an anti-Bushie and it is actually nice to see someone who uses actual arguements to show how Kerry is lacking as a nominee. The pro-Bush folk who just spew and spew are just annoying and irritating. Well, now you can say that an avid Bush-hater has given you a decent score.

theSPARKY - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you Raven. Now I know why I have very little faith in humanity. Chill. It's a freaking joke.

Whatsamattau? - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment

I liked it, it was well thought out. 445

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