I can not find a way to explain it
It's there, and I always try to hide it
I wish that it would just go away
What would they do, they do if they knew
What would they do (doooooooo)

What a thing, why has it grown
It has a mind of its own
It squirms around, it tries to dance
Back and forth, inside my pants
I can't handle this protrusion
I'm unable, someone take off my tail (my tail, my tail)

I feel like I'm an animal
A wretched beast, I need to get rid of this
Their words are cold, I don't want them to hurt me
If I showed them, I don't think they'd understand
'Cause no one understands (understands)

What a thing, why has it grown
It has a mind of its own
It squirms around, it tries to dance
Back and forth, inside my pants
I can't handle this protrusion
I'm unable, someone take off my taaaaail

I hide it in there on and on and
It's moving in there on and on and on (take off my tail)
I hide it in there on and on and on and on and on and on

What a thing, why has it grown
It has a mind of its own
It squirms around, it tries to dance
Back and forth, inside my pants
I can't handle this protrusion
I'm unable, someone take off my taaaaail
Take off my taaaaail
Break off my taaaaail
Take off my tail