Pizza party at your house.
I came just to check it out.
19 extra larges, what a shame, no one came.
Just us eatin all alone.
You said "Take the pizza home"
Why let all this go to waste
So I faced
Pizza all day
And every day
The cheese that it had
Is pluggin me bad
tried every stool
but don't mind irreguality

Tell me why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
the cheese that won't come really can get me irritated.
in the bathroom
I sit and i push and i strain and i feel the pain
do i have to go get my bowels evacuated.
no no no