-> "Hologram"
Original Song Title:
"Sk8er Boi"
Parody Song Title:
"Hologram"
Parody Written by:
Admiral Me
The Lyrics
He was an EMH, she was a Borg
Can I make it anymore obvious?
When she regenerated, he deactivated.
What more can I say?
He wanted her, she'd never tell.
Secretly she wanted him as well.
But all of the drones, stuck up their noses.
And they had a problem with his Starfleet clothes.
He was a hologram she said see you later then.
He wasn't good enough for her.
She had a pretty face but her head was out in space.
She needed to come back to Voyager.
Five years from now she sits alone
Chakotay is recently dead and gone.
She goes into the holosuite and guess what she sees.
A re-run of "Photons Be Free."
She calls up her friends.
They already know
And they've all got tickets to see his show.
She tags along, stands in the crowd .
Looks up at the hologram that she turned down.
He was a hologram she said see you later then.
He wasn't good enough for her.
Now he's a celebrity in the holodeck industry
He'll show pretty face what he's worth.
Sorry Seven you missed out.
Well tough luck the Doc's mine now.
We are more than just good friends.
This is how the story ends.
Too bad that you couldn't see, see the man that EMH could be.
There is more than meets the eye, I see the soul that is inside.
He's just a hologram, I'm just a Vidiian.
Can I make it anymore obvious?
We are in love. Haven't you heard
How we rock each other's world?
I met the hologram I said see you later then.
I'll be backstage after the show.
I'll be in the holosuite running the program he wrote about a Borg he use to know.
I met the hologram I said see you later then.
I'll be backstage after the show.
I'll be in the holosuite running the program he wrote about a Borg he use to know
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