Sitting, at my desk in class.
Something sticky on my ass
I try getting up but can't you see?
It's stuck to me-e!

All our public property
is now covered with chew-y
I think, oh my god now,
what a waste
It's all defaced!

Stuck on the door
trod into the floor
oh, give me a rest
it's under my desk,
my hand is now glued
to something, that's been chew-w-d

tell me,
Why d'you have to go and make our desks so mutilated?
Can't you see the
really super sticky situation you've created?
Don't you know that
we stick
our hands under our desks
and they're pressed
against something that's
cold and mushy
and my hand doesn't usually come back to me unaided...
no, no, no.