Song Parodies -> "My Daddy Kissed Me"

Original Song Title:

"My Happy Ending"

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Original Performer:

"My Daddy Kissed Me"

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The Lyrics

Scary

He wasn't sober, at least, that's what he says
but I am his kid and he crawled in my bed!
I saw his thing hanging, and I got so red
I yelled and I kicked him, he just said "oh" and left ("oh" and left)
He was all the things I thought I knew, but now, I'm really freaked

This was nothing that, nothing that I wanted
what little respect I had for him, I just lost it
I thought that Arkansas stereotype had gone away
All this time he was pretending
Oh my God! My daddy kissed me!

Gross, gross, oh my god! My daddy kissed me!
Gross, gross!

I told my mama, she just laughed it away
She said "don't be crazy, a course your daddy ain't gay" (daddy ain't gay)
But she don't know him, but she should have clues
like he hasn't slept with her in about a year or two (year or two)
Now, he listens to N'Sync, Aaron Carter too, this is scaring me

This was nothing that, nothing that I wanted
what little respect I had for him, I just lost it
I thought that Arkansas stereotype had gone away
All this time he was pretending
Oh my God! My daddy kissed me!

I wish that I was not here, I remember all the years
when I thought he loved me just as a son
When we used to play ball, all the times that I'd fall
I bet he was staring at my buns!

This was nothing that, nothing that I wanted
what little respect I had for him, I just lost it
I thought that Arkansas stereotype had gone away
All this time he was pretending
Oh my God! My daddy kissed me! (X2)

Gross, gross! Oh my God! My daddy kissed me!
Gross, gross! Oh my God! My daddy kissed me!
Gross, gross! Gross, gross!
Gross!

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kike11th - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment

That's funny. Too bad I don't have the song to sing this along with but nice. It's also too bad not many people reply. If I don't reply a lot it's cause I don't come to this website a lot. Don't u wish more people would say something?

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Eep, I don't know wether to chortle or report to the authorities.
I'll compromise by chortling to the authorities.

Diddims - January 01, 2005 - Report this comment

I don't know whether to be disturbed or insulted. Insulted mainly; I find this to be very biased against gays! If you were thinking that gays are child molesters when you wrote this, think again. I know quite a few gays and none of them go after children. They are not sex fiends or any of the freaks that are too often shown in the media. Gays are just ordinary people.

Billy Boyd - January 01, 2005 - Report this comment

I see your point, Diddims and I apologize if you were offended. I admit it was a low brow attempt at humor. I didn't mean for it to be taken seriously. However, thanks everyone for the votes and comments. Like any wannabe parody writer, I think any feedback, negative or positive, is awesome. Take care and happy new year.

malcolm higgins - January 03, 2005 - Report this comment

Billy, from a guy who was written great and awful keep the wannabe status up. we are all wannabes here. I'm thinkin the only true vitruoso is Guy DiRito, and the best duo Merry and Pips, and the best group, the monkeys. 1200 songs in, I'm still a wannabe keep up the effort, low brow, high brow, now now it all makes you better. I didn't vote, because I DKTOS cheers

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