He was a girl, she was a boy
Can I make it any more obvious?
HYe was a prep, she was gothic, hey,
What more can I say?
He crushed on her, she'd never say
That she felt that she'd snog him any day
All of her friends stuck up their nose
They had a problem with colorful clothes

He was a Scooter boi, now he's a polluter boy
He wasn't good enough for her
He had a pretty face, drempt of going up in space
She wanted to live her life on Earth.

One year from now, she's in her house
Feeding a baby, she has no spouse.
Turns on TV, guess who she sees
Scooter Boi hosting the AFV.
IMs her friends, they've already seen
Scooter boi's famous, 'tho he's fourteen
Goes to the show, he signs DVDs
Looks up at the man who would weaken her knees

He was a Scooter boi, now he's a polluter boy
He wasn't good enough for her
Now a comedy star, breakin' his fake guitar
Did you see on E-bay, much he's worth?

Sorry girl but you missed out
Well, good luck living on take out
He doesn't remember his friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad, contacts help you see
See the man this guy could be
Something is stuck in your eye
If you can't see his soul inside

He's just a girl, and I'm just a boy
Can I make it any more obvious?
We are in lust, why don't you know?
He announced it at the show

I'm witha Scooter Boi, and not a computer boy
I'll be with him after the show
And then at his studio, sayin' the lines he wrote
Laughin' at girls you used to know.