-> "Dealer"
Original Song Title:
"Girlfriend"
Parody Song Title:
"Dealer"
Parody Written by:
Mantis Salavantis
The Lyrics
Hey, hey, you, you.
I don't like your dealer
no way, no way
I think you need a new one.
Hey, hey, you, you,
I could be your dealer"
My weed is kine and it's so fine, it smells delicious
I like to smoke it all the time, it's so addictive
don't you know what it can do to make you feel alright?!
Don't pretend I think you know it's damn crunchey!
And Hell yeah, you'll get the mother fuckin' munchies.
I can see you smoke weed too, and you know I'm right.
Cuz' his weed's like so whatever
you could smoke so much better
I think we should get high together now
my buds what everybodies talkin' 'bout
Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your dealer
no way, no way,
I think you need a new one
hey, hey, you, you,
I want to be your dealer
Hey, hey, you, you,
I know that you smoke weed
No way, no way
I know it's not a secret
hey, hey, you, you,
I could be your dealer
I can see, I can see the way you love my weed
and even when your sober, you still want my weed
I know you wanna smoke it all the time again and again
So get over here, and tell me what I wanna here
better yet, make your old dealer dissappear
I don't wanna catch you smokin' that shit ever again
Cuz' his stuff's like so what-ever
you could smoke so much better
I think we should get stoned together now
my kine's what everyone's talkin' 'bout
My sweet chronic'll have you wrapped around my finger
cuz' my gaunja, my gaunja's so much better
there's no other so when's it gonna sink in!?
He's a cop man, what the Hell were you thinkin'
My shweet chronic'll have you wrapped around my finger
cuz' I can, cuz' I can get you higher
there's no better, so when's it gonna sink in
his weed's so puetred what the Hell were you thinkin'
Hey,hey, you, you,
I don't like your dealer
no way, no way,
I think you need a new one
hey, hey, you, you,
I could be your dealer
Hey, hey, you, you,
I know that you smoke weed
no way, no way,
I know it's not a secret
hey, hey, you, you,
I want to be your dealer...
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