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Song Parodies -> "Songs I'll Never Hear"
Original Song Title:
"Things I'll Never Say"
Original Performer:
Avril Lavigne
Parody Song Title:
"Songs I'll Never Hear"
Parody Written by:
thelastaurora
The Lyrics
I'm tugging at my ears
I'm bashing the radio
I'm trying to keep my cool
I know it shows
I'm foaming at the mouth
My cheeks are turning red
And i'm shouting the swear words inside my head
Cause I'm feeling nauseus
whenever I hear her voice
Cause I know she’s a bitch, she can’t sing
Yeah
If I could say what I want to say
I'd say I want to shut your mouth up
make sure you never sing
ouch my ears really hurt now
If I could say what I want to see
I want to see you go down straight to hell
go and die today
Guess I'm wishing my life away
With these things that’s never real
It don't do me any good it's just a waste of time
No matter where I go I still hear you
If you ain’t gonna die, I’m just getting more torture
So why can't you just die leave me alone
chorus
What's wrong with your songs
These words keep making me puke
I tremble I sweat out like I've got coronary
chorus
I'm bashing the radio
I'm trying to keep my cool
I know it shows
I'm foaming at the mouth
My cheeks are turning red
And i'm shouting the swear words inside my head
Cause I'm feeling nauseus
whenever I hear her voice
Cause I know she’s a bitch, she can’t sing
Yeah
If I could say what I want to say
I'd say I want to shut your mouth up
make sure you never sing
ouch my ears really hurt now
If I could say what I want to see
I want to see you go down straight to hell
go and die today
Guess I'm wishing my life away
With these things that’s never real
It don't do me any good it's just a waste of time
No matter where I go I still hear you
If you ain’t gonna die, I’m just getting more torture
So why can't you just die leave me alone
chorus
What's wrong with your songs
These words keep making me puke
I tremble I sweat out like I've got coronary
chorus
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Again, DKTOS (dont know the original song), but I would comment that the difference between good parodies and great parodies is changing the chorus each time one comes up, rather than filling it up with "CHORUS", knowhatimean?
Avril got cuter since she washed her hair, but I have my doubts about her music changing in quality.
Avril got cuter since she washed her hair, but I have my doubts about her music changing in quality.
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