Song Parodies -> "Your Friend"

Original Song Title:

"Girlfriend"

Original Performer:

"Your Friend"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Sometimes people don't want to be friends with certain people. Sometimes they have a sensible reason (like the person being a complete douchenozzle), sometimes not (usually cuz they're a complete douchenozzle). This parody is of the former...

Hey! Hey! You! You!
Don't wanna be your friend
No way! No way!
I do have less insane ones
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I'm no longer your friend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Don't care if you like me
No way! No way!
I don't hang out with freakos
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't wanna be your friend

You say I'm
Being uptight
I'm being gen'rous
I could just stab you in the eye
You're such a git, Tim
Don't you know that I hate you, so just get lost, alright?
You're so up yourself, you know, think you're precious
But guess what?
You are abso-friggin' worthless
I swear that you think your poo doesn't stink, yeah right

You think you're so clever
But your brain stem is severed
Not literally, in metaphor
And you don't understand those words, dork!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
Don't wanna be your friend
No way! No way!
I do have less creepy ones
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I'm no longer your friend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Don't care if you like me
No way! No way!
I don't hang out with weirdos
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't wanna be your friend

It's like ev'ry day, you find new ways to freak out me
And even when you act normal, should know you look freaky
I have to ask you: when was the last time you showered, young man?
No, don't stay here, your voice I don't want to hear
Why can't you act a tree and disappear?
I don't want to see your greasy face ever again

Take your grotty sweater
That you wear deep in summer
I don't want to be seen with you now
Your face is what I throw up about

Hey! Hey! You! You!
Don't wanna be your friend
No way! No way!
I do have less dirty ones
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I'm no longer your friend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Don't care if you like me
No way! No way!
I don't hang out with hobos
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't wanna be your friend

For a zombie you would be a real dead ringer
Hate that pun, though I can't do much better
And it's 'cause of
You not getting the damn hint
You're so stupid
What the hell was I thinking?!

Take a second and please stop biting your fingers
You're not cool, you skin glistens like butter
It's no wonder
I don't wanna be your friend
You're so stupid
What the hell was I thinking?!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
Don't wanna be your friend
No way! No way!
I do have less freaky ones
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I'm no longer your friend
No way! No way!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Don't care if you like me
No way! No way!
I don't hang out with bozos
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't wanna be your friend
No way! No way!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
Don't wanna be your friend
No way! No way!
I do have less smelly ones
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I'm no longer your friend
No way! No way!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Don't care if you like me
No way! No way!
I kinda have my standards
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Although I am Charles Manson
Helter! Skelter!

Feck off!

Even evil has standards, ya know...

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Porfle Popnecker - September 13, 2011 - Report this comment

I can really identify with this song. I've heard those exact words a thousand times.

Agrimorfee - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment

Funny, but with a strange ending. Were you purposely channeling Biff from "Back To The Future" with the ''Make like a tree" Line?

bobpiecheese - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment

Not intentionally, Agri, I only watched BTTF for the first time yesterday. Pretty sure I've heard the "make like a tree and get out of here" thing elsewhere, but for all I know they were referencing BTTF. It's so confusing.

Mark Scotti - October 01, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) "You've got a freind in me..." "For this Par..o..dy..."

Blaydeman - October 02, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) The repetitive nature of the song doesn't lend well to the writing of this parody, but you did a fantastic job. Loaded with funnies!

Abbott Skelding - October 06, 2011 - Report this comment

I would have liked to see some variation in the choruses (which is hard with the repetitiveness of the OS, but I think you can do it!) I've never seen BTTF, but the "make like a tree line and get out of here line" was hilarious!

Matthias - October 13, 2011 - Report this comment

I also got the impression that you were referencing Biff from Back to the Future with that line. There were plenty of great lines in here though especially: "You are abso-friggin' worthless"

D-Mon - October 13, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) For some reason it seemed a little clunky in places to me. I couldn't get certain lines to scan right, but it' was really funny too!

Below Average Dave - October 14, 2011 - Report this comment

Um. . .sorry TCOP buddy, I had considerable trouble following this one, I got lost too much to enjoy it the way it was intended, maybe its just me, but the pacing reads and sings really rough for me

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