Intro: Uh huh… Loves like this
Uh huh… Uh huh
That’s the way it is
Uh huh… Loves like this
Uh huh… Uh huh
That’s the way it is

Verse 1: Right now, what I’m yearning for
Back woods, just somewhere to explore
And if you could only let me be
Then you would see
I like, trees, flowers, and plants
With them, I take off my pants
Cuz they’re strong and sturdy
Big and tall, I’ll have them all

Hook: I did like guys
They glare with their eyes
Made love to an oak
They think it’s a joke
The shade keeps me cool
But why’s there a rule for this?!
Scold me!

Chorus: “Why’d you have to go and make love to vegetation?”
I see the way you’re, acting like you’re somewhat repulsed
It gives me elation
I’ve tried out these few
I’ve tried beech, and then peach
With some wine, do a pine
Don’t regret, what I did to that spruce
Butternut or hazelnut
Are really good at implantation
Go, ginkgo!

Verse 2: He comes, wave as I walk by
His limbs, stretch up to the sky
Where his, trunk is large
It’s strong and thick
Give me your stick!
Unearth, all his hidden roots
I taste, his forbidden fruits
He knows, we’re not from the same phylum
He’s got xylem!

Hook: In love with trees
Hear everyone tease
I just did an elm
Its love overwhelms
I try to be cool
I look like a fool clearly
Slam me!

Chorus: “Why’d you have to go and make love to vegetation?”
I see the way you’re, lookin’ like you’re losing your pulse
At my new fixation
I’ve tried out these few
I’ve tried pear, it was fair
I’ve spent eves, in their leaves
Don’t regret, to trees don’t refuse
Butternut or hazelnut
Are really good at implantation
Go, ginkgo!

Bridge: Ginkgo, ginkgo
Ginkgo, ginkgo
Ginkgo, ginkgo, go

Verse 3: Chill out! What you screamin’ ‘bout
Relax, won’t touch a baby sprout
Do you, think that I would plant molest?
I detest!

Hook: Some other ferns
Cause naugh-ty place burns
I got a bad rash
From screwing that ash
I think I am cool
I must be a tool for trees!
Tell me!

Chorus: “Why’d you have to go and make love to vegetation?”
I see the way you’re, seemin’ like you’re gonna convulse
From your condemnation
I’ve tried out these few
It’s got junk, in its trunk
Lights our cigs, with its twigs
Don’t regret, I’m a hoe that trees use
Butternut or hazelnut
Are really good at implantation
Ginkgo!

Chorus: “Why’d you have to go and make love to vegetation?”
I see the way you’re, acting like it somewhat revolts
When I touch its stamen
I’ve tried out these few
I knock boots, in the roots
And I hump, on its stump
Don’t regret, when I sweat so profuse
Butternut or hazelnut
Are really good at implantation
Ginkgo! Yo…