May have heard they're just tricks
Caused by gas from a swamp
Weather balloon escaped somehow
I think that's kinda lame
There's evidence I've found
That proves these weird things are real now

Yes, Bigfoot is more than make-believe
As real as the hair in my nose

All these cryptic sights
They're proof of non-human life
Don't dismiss it out of hand
It just might shock you
Could be beings from Mars
That live amongst you
That myth's true-ue-ue
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm

There's life in outer space
Why they're on Earth, can't say
But they are here, that's what I know
And if you took a flight
To Scotland, then Loch Ness
Would be there swimmin', swea-ear it, bro

You've raised your eyebrow, but believe me
I suck at Photoshop, you kno-o-ow

These are facts, not lies
I've searched for them my whole life
Obsessed but I wouldn't latch
On hazy words, dude
This isn't just fan-art
No, I know it's true
The myth's true
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah
Oh

Didn't find this through mere perusing
It took sev'ral decades to fi-i-ind
Yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah, yeah-ee-yah
Yeah-ee-yah, yeah-ee-yah
Yeah-eah-eah-eah

Shown my proof tonight
Please don't laugh at me outright
See, I've drafted up a plan
To find these myths, dude
Cause fictional, they aren't
I swear they're all true-ue-ue-ue-ue-ue-ue
Myths are true-ue-ue-ue-ue-ue-ue
Please believe me, man
I'm not conning you
I've seen things round these parts
That a-aren't normal, du-u-u-u-u-u-ude
Proves myths true-ue-ue-ue-ue-ue-ue
I don't understand
Your dismissal, dude
I may look high, I'm not
Maybe a bit, true
But it's all true-ue-ue
Myths are true