Avril Lavigne
I think she's a girl
She couldn't be any more monkey-faced
Loads of teen angst
Terrible clothes
What more can I say
So if you like her
Don't ever tell, (I bet you like Pokemon as well)
But her MTV friends
With stuff up their nose
Don't have a problem with her crappy songs

Formula sk8er punk
Radio friendly junk
Where have I heard that lick before
Let's talk about plagarist
I don't think she'd be missed
If we blasted her into space.

5 years from now
Where will she be
Go on, pretend you give a damn
If she turns on tv
Guess what she'll see
Someone else rockin up MTV
If she calls up her friends
They won't take her calls
Coz on the way up
She insulted them all
She still sings along
To yesterday's songs
And nobody cares if the words are wrong

She used to be sk8er girl
Sad second-rater girl
What was it like to be a star?
Burning so very bright
How will you sleep at night
Does your monkey face know what it's worth?

He was a skater boy
She said see you later boy
He was too evolved for her
He's at the superstore
He's sweeping up the floor
Does your monkey face know what that's worth?

Monkey girl your fame ran out
Off to Wendys you go now
Flipping burgers for your friends
That is how the story ends
See the man that boy could be
There is more than meets the eye
"Here's your 'shake would you like fries?"

She dreams of a boy
With his monkey-faced girl
Could that be any more tedious?
They are in love
Haven't you heard
How they swing from tree to tree

Monkey and sk8er boy
She said see you later boy
She'll be back home after the show
She'll be drunk at the disco
Whinging the song she wrote
About some girl she's jealous of

Monkey and sk8er boy
She said see you later boy
She'll be back home after the show
She'll be drunk at the disco
Whinging the song she wrote
About some girl she's jealous of