They love her voice, they love her clothes
Could MTV make me more nauseous?
She thinks she's punk, I think she's fake
And too overplayed

She wanted dough, she couldn't play
They gave her a new guitar anyway.
She had some songs, they weren't that good.
But her clothes were oh my god, totally cute!

She was a wannabe, who was she gonna be?
Another total punk poser.
She's got a pretty face, but she's a Hot Topic case,
Pop singers couldn't be much worse.

One year ago, she left her home.
Trying to make it big in the world.
She went to New York, who did she see?
Mr. Antonio "L.A." Reid.

They make up her face, buy her some clothes
Make her a new girl nobody knows.
Fix up her songs, film her a vid
Expose her to all the kids

She was a wannabe, who was she gonna be?
Another total punk poser.
Now she's a super star, smashing up her guitar
Can't they all see how little she's worth?

Sorry, girl, but you're not punk
Your "bad" image totally sunk
Cheer up, you've made lots of cash
Get your friends and go play mash

Why can't anybody see?
She's not what she's hyped up to be
She'd end the world if bad songs could kill
Who else sees the evil that's Avril?

They love her voice, they love her clothes
Could anyone make me more nauseous?
They're all in love with this fake girl
God, I think I'm going to hurl�c

She was a wannabe, who was she gonna be?
Another total punk poser.
She's got a pretty face, but she's a Hot Topic case,
Pop singers couldn't be much worse.