He was a pie, she was a tart
Can I make it anymore delicious?
He was a bread, she drank Pepsi
What more can I say?

He tasted good, she'd never tell
Secretly she thinks he's good as well
But all of her friends stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his tastey looks

He was a smelly pie
She said eat ya later boy
He wasn't tastey enough for her
She had a lousy taste
And her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to Mars

5 years from now she sits at home
Eating the turkey she's all alone
She turns on TV guess what she sees
Smelly pie commercial on MTV.

She calls up her friends they already know
And they've all got coupons to see eat at the restaruant
She tags along and joins in the crowd
looks down at the pie that she turned down.

He was a smelly pie
She said eat ya later boy
He wasn't tastey enough for her
Now he's in demand
Popular in the restaruant
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

Sorry girl but you missed out
Well tough luck that pie's mine now
We are more than just eaters
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see
See that money that pie could be
There is more than meets the eye
I see the worth that is inside

He's just a pie and I'm just a girl
Can I make it anymore obvious?
We are in love haven't you heard
How we rock each others world

I'm with the smelly pie
I said see you later boy
I'll be back stage after the show
I'll be at the restaraunt
Eating the pie we love
Named after the tard you used to know