He was a pig
She was a girl
Could I make it a bit more hilarious?
He smells like a skunk
She played guitar
What more can I say
He wanted her
She'd never tell secretly she wanted to kill him
and all of her friends
wanted to help
They had a problem with his dirty clothes
He was a brainless boy
She said I hate ya pig
He wasn't good enough for her
he dint have a brain in place
so his head was out in space
he needed to see how dumb he was.
5 years from now
she sits at home
eating doritos she's all alone
she turns on TV
Guess who he sees
brainless boy rockin up PBS
She calls up her friends
They already know
And they're all
disgusted cause they had to see his show
She turns it off
Stands on the chair
wishing she didn't have to see his ugly face
He was a brainless boy
She said I hate ya pig
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's Barney's star
Strummin on his banjo
Do you think he'll ever get a brain ?
He was a brainless boy
She said I hate ya pig
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's Barney's star
Strummin on his banjo
Do you think he'll ever get a brain ?
good job girl you kicked him out out
Well tough luck boy -go find a brain
I still think he needs a brain
This is how the story ends
Too bad that he couldn't see,
See the man that he could be
if only he had a brain
instead of a empty space inside
He's just a pig
And I'm just a girl
Could I make it a bit more hilarious?
he needs a brain
Haven't you heard
What a brain can do for you
I'm not with the brainless boy
I said see you later pig
I'll be the local mall or
I'll be at the shopping center
Singing the song I wrote
About a brain you never had
I'm not with the skater boy
I said I hate ya pig
I'll be the local mall or
I'll be at the shopping center
Singing the song I wrote
About a brain you never had