He was a Gamer, she was a Girl
Can I make it anymore ridiculous?

He played Ut,she did Neopets,
What more can I say?

He wanted her, It was obvious as hell,
but she didn't want him THAT well.

But all of her friends stuck up there nose
they had a problem with his Jolt! stained clothes.

He was a Gamer boy, she said C-ya lamer boy
he wasn't good enough for her
She had a sweet face, but she was a biznatch
she needed to come back down to earth.

six years from now, she sits at home
Watching Opera
she's all alone

she flicks on to GV (Games vision)
guess who she sees
Gamer boy Kicking ass at a LAN party.

she calls up her friends,they already know
and they've all got tickets to see the big show

She goes alone, and watches him frag
and looks at the man that she turned down

He was a Gamer boy, she said C-ya lamer boy
he wasn't good enough for her
She had a sweet face, but she was a biznatch
she needed to come back down to earth.

this little girl did you miss out
On the famous guy that he is now

His winning equal massive dividends
this is how the story ends

too bad that you couldn't see
see that gamer that n00b could be

there is more that meets the eye
Most gamers are rockin' guys

He's just a Gamer, and He plays UT
He an't no n00b, but from winnings rich he be

He beat them all, haven't you heard
how he rocks each every LAN

He is the gamer boy, U said C-ya lamer boy
He'll be back stage at E3
Kicking back, with PCPP
writing reviews about
The games he always plays