I'm sitting on a couch
I'm watching martial art
Films like "Rush Hour" with Jackie Chan
Unfortunately I am
More like Chris Tucker than
Chan cause I'm an awkward man

Why is everyone trying to fight me?
Won't they leave me to just walk home
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It's a darn sad sight
Trying to somehow win this fight
Won't you combat hand to hand
Drop your handgun too
I don't know who you are, but I know kung fu,
Know kung fu

I'm looking for a move
Searching for a groove
Are any punches there I know
Cause I say I can fight
But really it's a bluff
And no way can I be Bruce Lee

Why is everyone trying to mug me?
Won't the bullies leave me alone
It's a darn sad sight:
Me trying to figure how to fight
Won't you take me by the hand,
I'll twist your arm too
I don't know who you are, but I know kung fu,
Know kung fu

Oh why is everyone good at fighting
Maybe I'm skilled in my own mind
Hi-ya, hi-ya, hi-yaaa

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