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Song Parodies -> "Jorji Boi"
Original Song Title:
"Sk8er Boi"
Original Performer:
Avril Lavigne
Parody Song Title:
"Jorji Boi"
Parody Written by:
Eejay
The Lyrics
He was a boy
Not all that bright
Can't make his name any more obvious
His dad was Bush
Bush was his dad
Therefore he was bad
He hated the world
The world'd never tell
Secretly it hated him as well
But his dad was Bush so the world couldn't say
How much it hates him to this day.
Yes, he was Georgie-boy,
We all said "Lordy, boy!"
How could this man ever have been born?
All his stupidity,
His right-wing rigidity,
The way he regards the world with scorn.
Decades from now
He sits at home
His home is now white, and he's not alone
This needs no correction
Bush won the election
It surely went in the wrong direction
Yes Georgie-boy won
Won against Gore
Could this country possibly be stupid more?
Nothing is right
Bush is the Pres.
My ears are full of dumb things he says.
Yes, he was Georgie-boy,
We all said "Lordy, boy!"
How could this man every have been born?
All his stupidity,
His right-wing rigidity,
The way he regards the world with scorn.
(Repeat)
Sorry States, but you missed out.
Well tough luck, the world's his now.
And to us he's not a friend.
We've come to the story's end.
Too bad that you couldn't see
See the man that boy would be
There is less than meets the eye
No personality inside.
He's just the Pres,
And we're planet Earth.
Can I make it any more obvious?
Economy's bad
Iraq's really mad
All because Bush rules the world.
Yes, he is Georgie-boy,
And I say, "Lordy, boy!"
How could this man have won our votes?
All his stupidity,
His right-wing rigidity
If only we had known.
(Repeat)
Not all that bright
Can't make his name any more obvious
His dad was Bush
Bush was his dad
Therefore he was bad
He hated the world
The world'd never tell
Secretly it hated him as well
But his dad was Bush so the world couldn't say
How much it hates him to this day.
Yes, he was Georgie-boy,
We all said "Lordy, boy!"
How could this man ever have been born?
All his stupidity,
His right-wing rigidity,
The way he regards the world with scorn.
Decades from now
He sits at home
His home is now white, and he's not alone
This needs no correction
Bush won the election
It surely went in the wrong direction
Yes Georgie-boy won
Won against Gore
Could this country possibly be stupid more?
Nothing is right
Bush is the Pres.
My ears are full of dumb things he says.
Yes, he was Georgie-boy,
We all said "Lordy, boy!"
How could this man every have been born?
All his stupidity,
His right-wing rigidity,
The way he regards the world with scorn.
(Repeat)
Sorry States, but you missed out.
Well tough luck, the world's his now.
And to us he's not a friend.
We've come to the story's end.
Too bad that you couldn't see
See the man that boy would be
There is less than meets the eye
No personality inside.
He's just the Pres,
And we're planet Earth.
Can I make it any more obvious?
Economy's bad
Iraq's really mad
All because Bush rules the world.
Yes, he is Georgie-boy,
And I say, "Lordy, boy!"
How could this man have won our votes?
All his stupidity,
His right-wing rigidity
If only we had known.
(Repeat)
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I love the sentiment, but this was not done well. Here's a question: Have we, as a group, now written more versions of "Sk8er Boi" than Avril Lavigne has written songs, period? I realize that some songs, especially story-songs, just cry out for it ("American Pie," "A Boy Named Sue," "Hotel California," etc.), I think this one's been done to death, even though I added my own "Failure Boy" to the canon. Maybe this is paranoid conjecture, but even we cannot avoid conjecture. Oops, I did it again. (For God's sake, don't do that one!)
Love the spelling of "Jorji Boi," though! Despite my criticism, I look forward to seeing more of your material.
I think you're harsh on Bush, even though you're my cousin!
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