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Song Parodies -> "I Wish That I Was Ordinary"
Original Song Title:
"Anything But Ordinary"
Original Performer:
Avril Lavigne
Parody Song Title:
"I Wish That I Was Ordinary"
Parody Written by:
Hannah Champney
The Lyrics
Some people say I'm weird,
And frankly I don't blame them,
They call me a pop-slut, it will, mess me u-up,
I wear too much make-up,
I think it really suits me,
I think it's cool, but I look like a fool
Chorus
Is it enough to live, is it enough to die,
If somebody ripped my heart out, then very few would cry,
If you were to see me die,
Please don't try to save my life,
I really just wish that I was ordinary, please
I walk within the lines,
I am just so boring,
I call my music punk - my God, what a flunk
I try hard to stand out,
To make myself look different,
I call myself an individual
Chorus
I don't use my defences,
Have no common sense, if you look you will see
I am just a poppy-tart, think I'm smart,
Try-hardy, fail badly,
Me punky? Me rocky? NO WAY!
Will somebody slap me, go on really whack me
Away------
Some people think I'm weird,
And frankly I don't blame them,
They call me a pop-slut, it will mess me u-up-----
Chorus
And frankly I don't blame them,
They call me a pop-slut, it will, mess me u-up,
I wear too much make-up,
I think it really suits me,
I think it's cool, but I look like a fool
Chorus
Is it enough to live, is it enough to die,
If somebody ripped my heart out, then very few would cry,
If you were to see me die,
Please don't try to save my life,
I really just wish that I was ordinary, please
I walk within the lines,
I am just so boring,
I call my music punk - my God, what a flunk
I try hard to stand out,
To make myself look different,
I call myself an individual
Chorus
I don't use my defences,
Have no common sense, if you look you will see
I am just a poppy-tart, think I'm smart,
Try-hardy, fail badly,
Me punky? Me rocky? NO WAY!
Will somebody slap me, go on really whack me
Away------
Some people think I'm weird,
And frankly I don't blame them,
They call me a pop-slut, it will mess me u-up-----
Chorus
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I think the song waz funny and it waz paced very well, but i don't agree with you about Avril... i think she haz a lot of talent, and she doezn't call her music punk; she just haz a punk attitude which in my opinion iz really cool.
yeah hannah good song!!!!!!!!damn u can rite good songs!!! but i like avril so there but u already knew that!!!
Great parody! The pacing was great and I totally agree with it.
Awesome Parody. I tried for a while to write a parody to this song, but the words are already too dumb. She asks someone to kill her... yeah well, awesome work.
The thing that I don't understand, though, is why you people write parodies slamming Avril using her own songs if you hate them so much. This parody was fairly well-done, but not really true. I agree with WackoGrrl319
hey hannah, were u makin' fun of avril, or sumbody else? coz, gurl, u do not wanna mess wit me.
I used to like Avril. And then I heard her in concert. How long have you hated her?
I used to like Avril. And then I heard her in concert. How long have you hated her? WHy does someone else have my name?
Eejay, the reason we use her own songs to make fun of her is because they are parodies. We are making fun of the song by making a parody of it; might as well make fun of her too while we're at it. This was kind of a typical Avril parody, but I agree with it and like it. She calls herself a "punk princess" then goes off and says she's not a punk. Interesting. Yeah, and she doesn't even know who Sid Vicious is.
^huh?! dat'z mai sn, dude(ette)?? u stole it... :-/
BTW J. Rotten, she never callz herself punk. She jus has a punk attitude... I've never heard her say anything about being punk/not being punk. Oh well, there'z a debate about dis on like every Avril parody s0o... Imma go... peace!
i dont know why so many people hate avril so much. at least she tries to be a little bit cool, which puts her above most of the sh!t out there. whatever. PEACE
The parody's great. The pacing was great compared to some other stuf I've been readin and tho I don't completely agree with it all, great job!
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