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Song Parodies -> "Constipated"
Original Song Title:
"Complicated"
Original Performer:
Avril levine
Parody Song Title:
"Constipated"
Parody Written by:
Del Del
The Lyrics
Verse 1:
i'm in a bad situation
i suffer from constipation
and i'm
straining so hard my eyebrows
start to burn
one peice is hangin by a string
out of my butt it's dangling
and i'm
hoping that the string will pop
and shit will drop
Bridge:
can someone give
me some lacksative
shits crammed in my ass
it's hard to relax
i'm trying to poop
and my butthole starts to bleed
help me
Chorus:Why ya had to go and make me so constipated
im trying to take a shit but it's not coming out
i'm getting real frustraited
i can't doodoo
and i'm praying to god
that my ass will unclog
and my shit would just come out quickly
I hope duki
comes out of me
my butthole burns from all this straining
ow,ow,ow
Verse 2:
poop balls are clogged up in my back
sh!t strings are siwnging out my crack
and my
ass is getting really sore
my butthole tore
open over the toilet bowl
duki still won't come out the hole
i can't
even fart because my butt
is plugged up
Bridge:
i drank prune juice
to get the shit loose
shits crammed my ass
it's hard to relax
i'm trying to poop
my freinds start to laugh at me
help me
Chorus:Why ya had to go and make me so constipated
im trying to take a shit but it's not coming out
i'm getting real frustraited
i can't doodoo
and i'm praying to god
that my ass will unclog
and my shit would just come out quickly
I hope duki
comes out of me
my Butthole burns from all this straining
ow,ow,ow,........
i'm in a bad situation
i suffer from constipation
and i'm
straining so hard my eyebrows
start to burn
Bridge:
can someone give
me some lacksative
i drank prune juice
to get the shit loose
i'm trying to poop
and my grandma laughs at me
mommy
Chorus:Why ya had to go and make me so constipated
im trying to take a shit but it's not coming out
i'm getting real frustraited
i can't doodoo
and i'm praying to god
that my ass will unclog
and my shit would just come out quickly
I hope duki
comes out of me
my Butthole burns from all this straining
OW,OW
Chorus:Why ya had to go and make me so constipated
im trying to take a shit but it's not coming out
i'm getting real frustraited
i can't doodoo
and i'm praying to god
that my ass will unclog
and my shit would just come out quickly
I hope duki
comes out of me
my Butthole burns from all this straining
ow,ow,ow
i'm in a bad situation
i suffer from constipation
and i'm
straining so hard my eyebrows
start to burn
one peice is hangin by a string
out of my butt it's dangling
and i'm
hoping that the string will pop
and shit will drop
Bridge:
can someone give
me some lacksative
shits crammed in my ass
it's hard to relax
i'm trying to poop
and my butthole starts to bleed
help me
Chorus:Why ya had to go and make me so constipated
im trying to take a shit but it's not coming out
i'm getting real frustraited
i can't doodoo
and i'm praying to god
that my ass will unclog
and my shit would just come out quickly
I hope duki
comes out of me
my butthole burns from all this straining
ow,ow,ow
Verse 2:
poop balls are clogged up in my back
sh!t strings are siwnging out my crack
and my
ass is getting really sore
my butthole tore
open over the toilet bowl
duki still won't come out the hole
i can't
even fart because my butt
is plugged up
Bridge:
i drank prune juice
to get the shit loose
shits crammed my ass
it's hard to relax
i'm trying to poop
my freinds start to laugh at me
help me
Chorus:Why ya had to go and make me so constipated
im trying to take a shit but it's not coming out
i'm getting real frustraited
i can't doodoo
and i'm praying to god
that my ass will unclog
and my shit would just come out quickly
I hope duki
comes out of me
my Butthole burns from all this straining
ow,ow,ow,........
i'm in a bad situation
i suffer from constipation
and i'm
straining so hard my eyebrows
start to burn
Bridge:
can someone give
me some lacksative
i drank prune juice
to get the shit loose
i'm trying to poop
and my grandma laughs at me
mommy
Chorus:Why ya had to go and make me so constipated
im trying to take a shit but it's not coming out
i'm getting real frustraited
i can't doodoo
and i'm praying to god
that my ass will unclog
and my shit would just come out quickly
I hope duki
comes out of me
my Butthole burns from all this straining
OW,OW
Chorus:Why ya had to go and make me so constipated
im trying to take a shit but it's not coming out
i'm getting real frustraited
i can't doodoo
and i'm praying to god
that my ass will unclog
and my shit would just come out quickly
I hope duki
comes out of me
my Butthole burns from all this straining
ow,ow,ow
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Pacing was kinda off is some places. And someone who can't spell the artist's name correctly gets a 3 from me in overall score.
copy-cat, but seriously...you just needed pacing, its the corner stone of parody writing...
"Laxative", not "lacksative". Also, it is a funny idea, but I would have liked it better without the profanity.
THAT WAS FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree with Lebeiw; although I'll probably vote 2 for overall rating.
Creative parody, deserving of 5,5,5 from Madame Poopie!
Not creative.
That was soooooooo gross but it was funny
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