Yeah

A piece of burnt bread
With a picure of Elvis's head
A tribute cd to Howie Day
It's all on British ebay

English version of Mario Kart
I need it or I'll fall apart
The bidding starts today
On British ebay

[Chorus:]
Tell me why
I didn't get that coat
Tell me why
I'm bidding on a sailboat
Tell me why
I got a horse made of clay
On Britsh e-bay

Do I need those Designer flip-flops?
Gonna bid on Johnny's dust mop
It's coming straight to me from Paraguay
From British ebay

[Chorus]
Tell me why
I want a darth vader cape
Tell me why
I bought a Chinese striking plate
Tell me why
My feedback's from here to Norway
On Britsh e-bay

Now I can see that I don't have long
Gotta get that beanie baby from Hong Kong
No matter the cost
Even though my visa's lost
I just have to have...

A signed poster of Avril
And a mini ferris wheel
I want
I want I want I want

I want that Spanish snowglobe
And a Star Wars bath robe
Ain't gonna get it anyway
(There's just no way)
I never wanna hear you say
Stop buying e-bay

Tell me why
I am in so much debt
Tell me why
Musta been that new corevette
Tell me why
It's so hard to buy a car that way
(So hard to buy it that way)
From British E-bay
On British e-bay