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Song Parodies -> "Just Burning"
Original Song Title:
"Los Angeles Is Burning"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bad Religion
Parody Song Title:
"Just Burning"
Parody Written by:
Geo P.
The Lyrics
This is almost a sequal to my other song, "The Loo", but you don't have to read that one to get this one. Enjoy!
Somewhere high in my body down my esophagus
Food is working its way down
But for the stuff that's already made it
It tortures my rectum!
And I can't quite say the squeezin is easy
The burning feeling that I get from my feces is
Satan's way of trying to say
Jalepenos burn both ways!
When the bowels of my anus is burning!
Water turned to magma from the turds going in
I see my life flash before my eyes
This is the end, I know I'll die,
And my anus is just burning!
This is not a test
It is more like a crucible!
Where I sit and I strain and hurt my brain
My toilet's in trouble!
And I can't believe I'm still alive
When breathing makes me wanna cry
The air is putrid
Stink-infested!
I'm on the brink of going insane!
When the bowels of my anus is burning!
Water turned to magma from the turds going in
I see my life flash before my eyes
This is the end, I know I'll die,
And my anus is just burning!
A sigh of relief:
The end of pain!
Charmin Ultra Double Roll's what keeps me sane
All the crap in the toilet bowl
A miracle it didn't overflow!
My hands I'm soapin'
The door I'm openin'
So take warning!
When the bowels of my anus is burning!
Water turned to magma from the turds going in
I see my life flash before my eyes
This is the end, I know I'll die,
And my anus is just burning!
Food is working its way down
But for the stuff that's already made it
It tortures my rectum!
And I can't quite say the squeezin is easy
The burning feeling that I get from my feces is
Satan's way of trying to say
Jalepenos burn both ways!
When the bowels of my anus is burning!
Water turned to magma from the turds going in
I see my life flash before my eyes
This is the end, I know I'll die,
And my anus is just burning!
This is not a test
It is more like a crucible!
Where I sit and I strain and hurt my brain
My toilet's in trouble!
And I can't believe I'm still alive
When breathing makes me wanna cry
The air is putrid
Stink-infested!
I'm on the brink of going insane!
When the bowels of my anus is burning!
Water turned to magma from the turds going in
I see my life flash before my eyes
This is the end, I know I'll die,
And my anus is just burning!
A sigh of relief:
The end of pain!
Charmin Ultra Double Roll's what keeps me sane
All the crap in the toilet bowl
A miracle it didn't overflow!
My hands I'm soapin'
The door I'm openin'
So take warning!
When the bowels of my anus is burning!
Water turned to magma from the turds going in
I see my life flash before my eyes
This is the end, I know I'll die,
And my anus is just burning!
P. S. Listen to more Bad Religion!
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