(commentator) the manchester derby is off and underway, at the city of manchester stadium, come on city lets get straight away and up to the top of the league.

Sven Sven Sven Goran Eriksson, he took over at Man City and now we've got a foreign owner.
he tried so many players for the Hammers game, yeah how'd he forget Thatcher..... they say he's insane

(comentator) Giovanni opens the scoring for city on half hour at Eastlands, what a start to the season for Manchester City.

Sven Sven Sven Goran Eriksson, he's a lovely geezer but don't forget that he's from sweden.

up front there is Mpenza..and Bianchi that his pal. Micah Richards at the back he marked Tevez out the game.

Tevez Tevez Tevez your transfers in a right old state, all you needed was to stay..at Upton Park mate. what a wally Tevez is he will have to go on the transer list an out of Old Trafford.

(commentator) Giovanni from range, powers the shot...Giovanni...oohhh it was brilliant..Giovanni the future of Manchester City

Fergie Fergie Fergie, Alex Ferguson... oh och aye or summink or other

little Giovanni smashed the ball past Van der Saar, and Edwin must of cried his eyes out after the game.

(commentator) its Giovanni, hes smashed it in, what a start to the campaign, this is birthday, christmas and new years eve all rolled into one..City are 1-0 up
Tevez hes clean through here, Tevez to equalise for United, Micah Richards what a tackle.

Sven Sven Sven Goran Eriksson, he's a lovely geezer but don't forget that he's from sweden.

(commentator) Tevez is going off on the far side hes got a bad head, I know full well the actual word is for Carlos Tevez' headache, it's called Micah Richards-itis

EDWIN EDWIN EDWIN VAN DER SAAR

seven points clear, and top of the table

(commentator) Giovanni on the edge of the box, shoots...GIOVANNNI...City are going mad at Eastlands..Manchester City 1 United 0...ITS AN ABSOLUUUUUTE ROUT

Carlos Tevez missed from on the line, Alex Fergie would be proud as Carlos Tevez fucked it up.

MICAH MICAH MICAH MICAH RICHAARDS

(commentator) wahey, see you later, see you later, Micah Richards has nutmegged Tevez, we're knocking it about, we're toying, we're showboating with united

MICAH MICAH MICAH MICAH RICHAAARDS....he mugged Carlos Tevez..cos he is well 'ard

we could play that Jordan with her jelly bags and when we win the title, she'll get 'em out for the lads

(commentator) Micah Richards, what a hero, what a game and what a turnaround in City's fortunes.

SVEN SVEN SVEN GORAN ERIKSSON

(commentator) Sven Goran Eriksson has breathed new life into City, what a turnabout in 3 games

Sven Sven Svennnn Goran Eriksson, Sven Sven Svennn Goran Eriksson, he's a lovely geezer but dont forget that he's from Sweden.

Sven Sven Sven Goran Eriksson, he's a lovely geezer but dont forget that he's from Sweden.