Ah, oh-oh
Oh, I have to ask you:

Could you put a little stopper
On the ways you're making my day better?
'Cause it's not been asked for, those people stare
When you brush ev'rywhere that I step
Sure, I helped you once but I said
That a debt's not been made or set
So I'll say something I've already said lots, you know:

You don't owe me (you don't owe me at all)
You don't owe me (you don't owe me at all)

Don't want you to take a chomp out of ev'ry meal, who'd poison it?
Never asked you to try to drive me (drive me anywhere)
Any place that I had to be, leave that seat
So mad when I see your dumb ass standing there
All of my insults fly right past like air
"You're a sycophantic creep, mate"
But (but) you (you) carry on anyway
It's sure no longer a surprise
That you're there at breakfast time
Offhand backhand though caffeine's low

You don't owe me (you don't owe me at all)
You don't owe me (you don't owe me at all)
You don't owe me (you don't owe me at all)
You don't owe me (you don't owe me)

I'm not as helpless as you think I am (ah-ah-ah)
"Well, that's wrong!" Sure seem to think I am (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Always get in my way
Do all the stuff that I'm capable of, maybe you should take the hint, please
I don't want to walk on your back
To cross puddles 'cause you don't owe me at all
Ah-ah, ah-ah
You don't owe me, you don't owe me
Ah-ah, ah-ah

So what I'm tryna say is
What (what?) I'm tryna tell you
The fact that I stopped you from watchin' Birdemic
Is not worth taking those bullets (quit it)

You don't owe me (you don't owe me at all)
You don't owe me (you don't owe me at all)
You don't owe me (you don't owe me at all)
You don't owe me (you don't owe me at all)

Stop
Mmm-mmm, oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, ah-ah-ah, ah
Oh, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah, oh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh