-> "If I Were A Boy"
Original Song Title:
"If I Were A Boy"
Parody Song Title:
"If I Were A Boy"
The Lyrics
If I were a girl
Even just for a day
I would check my chest every morning
Then make myself look good, then I'll go
Drink wine with the girls
Then dance with the boys
I will talk about my feelings
And I'll never get confronted for it
'Cause they'll understand me
If I were a girl
I think I could understand
Why boys always stare at girls
I'd swear I'll be a better girl
[Later on...]
I'll explain to her
Now I'll know why it hurts
When I lose blood every month
And think why we're so disappointed
Because another child could now get destroyed
If I were a girl
I would turn on my phone
Tell girl friends I'm heartbroken
So that I will never feel so alone
Won't put myself first
Won't break the rules as I go
'Cause I know a boy who's helpful
Walking with me till I get home
I get home
[When I got pregnant with the gentleman who initially walked me home, but then got married and everything.]
If I were a girl
I think I will understand
How it feels to bear a girl
I'd swear I'll be a better Mum, yeah
When the moment occurs
Then I'll know how it hurts
If I lose the girl I wanted
Or the girl's cord has been severed
But the inside of me had got destroyed
It's a little too late
For you to go back
You have lost all your youth
To help a husband you lack
If you thought you should wait for him
You thought wrong
But you're such a girl
You won't understand (why won't you understand)
You may never have a child someday
You wouldn't want to be an aunt
When that moment occurs
You don't care how it hurts
When I lose blood every month
And think why we're so disappointed
Because another child could now get destroyed
But you're such a girl
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