Verse 1:
Wait a minute girl
Come sit down
And tell us whats been happening
In your face I can see the pain
You don’t have to pretend like you’re happy and
We’ve seen it all before, diarrhea can really be annoying
But if you need to shit, girlfriend signal it
And I’ll give you some toilet roll

Hook:
Girl
I can tell you’ve been crapping
And you needing somebody to talk to
Girl
I can tell that it’s hurting
But No nearby toilet to walk too
Girl
You don’t have to be lying
Did you eat the chicken pie I gave you?
Girl, you shit
Girl, I shit
We all shit
Girl do you need a tissue

Verse 2:
See what y’all don’t know about me
Is that I have allergies to chicken
So when you gave me that good looking pie
I ate even though I felt queasy
I really think that I’m about to throw up
And so I need some pepto bismal
I know you think it’s funny
But I’m really runny
Got a do one ‘fore I get home



Hook:
Girl
I can tell you’ve been crapping
And you needing somebody to talk to
Girl
I can tell that it’s hurting
But No nearby toilet to walk too
Girl
You don’t have to be lying
Did you eat the chicken pie I gave you?
Girl, you shit
Girl, I shit
We all shit
Girl do you need a tissue


Girl take a good look at yourself
This shit is giving you hell
We ain’t never- heard you- shit like that
Whatchu mean you don’t alcaselz!
I’ve heard that stuff really helps!

Hook:
Girl
I can tell you’ve been crapping
And you needing somebody to talk to(I’ve been knowing you since you were ten, next time don’t eat my chicken!)
Girl
I can tell that it’s hurting
But No nearby toilet to walk too
Girl
You don’t have to be lying
Did you eat the chicken pie I gave you?
Girl, you shit
Girl, I shit
We all shit
Girl do you need a tissue