[Intro - Jay-Z-or one of you guys]
Yes!
I'm so lazy right now!
Most incredibly, extremely, heavily, lazy right now!

[Intro - Beyonce-or maybe a fat girl:]
You ready?
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no

[Intro - one of you]
Yea, a coronary in the making,
Part 2, we're so lazy right now

[Verse 1 - fat girl]
I look and stare so deep at your plate (It's mine!),
I watch you eat more and more every time,
When you leave the buffet I'm begging you not to go,
Call out General Tso's name two or three times in a row,
Such a funny thing for me to try to explain,
How I'm feeling and my pituary gland is the one to blame.
'Cuz I know I don't understand,
That I love dining like no one else can.

[Chorus - fat girl]
Got me being so lazy right now, your buffet's
Got me being so lazy right now (can't move)
Got me being so lazy right now (can't move)
Got me being so lazy right now (can't move)
Got me hoping you'll feed me right now,
Got me hoping you'll eat with me right now
'Cuz you got me so lazy right now.
Got me looking, got me looking so lazy right now.

Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no

[Verse 2 - fat girl]
When I talk to my friends so quietly,
Who does she think she is? Look at what you did to me,
Custard and cream, to me it's a dream,
If you ain't there ain't nobody else to impress,
The way that you know what I thought I knew,
It's the way my heart stops when I'm with you,
But I still don't understand,
Just how the love your doing no one else can.

[Chorus - fat girl]
Got me looking so lazy right now, your pancakes
Got me looking so lazy right now (can't move)
Got me looking so lazy right now, (can't move)
Got me looking so lazy right now (move!)
Got me hoping you'll feed me right now
Got me hoping you'll eat with me me right now
Looking so lazy right now, (hey)
Got me looking, got me looking so lazy right now.

I'm Looking so lazy right now,
Got me looking, got me looking so lazy right now.

[Verse 3 - you guys (fat girl) together]
Check it, let's go
uh oh, (oh)
Ol' G, big homie, the one and only,
Stick bony, but the pocket is fat like Tony, Soprano, (oh no)
The ROC handle like Van Axel,
I shake phoneys man, You can't get next to,
The genuine article I go I do not sing though,
I sling hash though, If there are any leftover I'll bring yo,

a star like Ringo, roll like ???
Lazy bring ya whole set,
Got me in the range, lazy and deranged,
They can't figure them out they like hey is he getting a coronary, (oh no)
Yes sir I get quite ornery,
When I don't get my daily chance at gluttony.
(Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no)


[Bridge - fat girl]
Got me looking, so lazy, my baby
I'm not myself, lately I've been expanding, I don't do this,
Baby pretty soon I won't be standing, but baby I don't care
'Cuz your love's got the best of me,
And baby you're making a fool of me,
You got me eating and I don't care who sees,
'Cuz baby you got me, you got me, so lazy baby
HEY!

[Chorus - fat girl]
Got me being so lazy right now, your buffet's
Got me being so lazy right now (can't move)
Got me being so lazy right now (can't move)
Got me being so lazy right now (can't move)
Got me hoping you'll feed me right now,
Got me hoping you'll eat with me right now
'Cuz you got me so lazy right now.
Got me looking, got me looking so lazy right now.

Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no