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Song Parodies -> "Non-refundable"
Original Song Title:
"Irreplaceable"
Original Performer:
Beyonce Knowles
Parody Song Title:
"Non-refundable"
Parody Written by:
Mark Wall
The Lyrics
Sing this tune whenever you demand a refund.
To the left
To the left
Take a breath!
Take a breath!
Hmmmm…
To the left
To the left
All of your cheap items on that aisle to the left!
That was where I
Bought my stuff
Now it's all useless
Thanks so much!
A long customer service line
Now could you speed it up?
I don't have much time-and
My purchase is on this tag,
And all that I had I just left in the bag!
Standing at the register
Looking at me like I'm a fool!
Talkin' about,
"I can't refund these things for you!"
And that's when I said…
You just don't know about me!
Give me my money, please!
I can call your manager in a minute
Matter fact, she'll be here any minute, lady!
You just don't know about me!
I'm your worst enemy!
I could have you gone from here by tomorrow!
Don't you ever for a second get to saying
These are non-refundable!
So go ahead move along
Want my cash before the end of this song
Don't they make stuff with quality any more?
Why did you think I bought these "cheap-tail" clothes for?!
Now I'm so through!
Can't wear the pants that I just bought from you!
And there's a rip in these jeans!
Hurry up! Before I make a big scene!
Standing at the register
Looking at me like I'm a fool!
Talkin' about,
"I can't refund these things for you!"
And that's when I said…
You just don't know about me!
Give me my money, please!
I can call your manager in a minute
Matter fact, she'll be here any minute, lady!
You just don't know about me!
I'm your worst enemy!
I could have you gone from here by tomorrow!
Don't you ever for a second get to saying
These are non-refundable!
Bridge:
I had to postpone everything
Because you all have me running!
Running back here to you
So with you my business here is through!
You won't get a dime from me
I don't know what the hold up is!
You will hear from my attorney!
To the left
To the left
Take a breath
Take a breath
Hmmmmm….
To the left
To the left
All of your cheap items on that aisle to the left!
Take a breath!
Take a breath!
Don't you ever for a second get to saying
These are non-refundable!
You just don't know about me!
Give me my money please!
I can call your manager in a minute
Matter fact, she'll be here any minute, lady!
You just don't know about me!
I'm your worst enemy!
I could have you gone from here by tomorrow!
Don't you ever for a second get to saying
You just don't know about me!
Give me my money please!
I'm can call your manager in a minute
Matter fact, she'll be here any minute
You can take all these bags and what's in it!
‘Cause my business with you is finished!
I could have you gone from here by tomorrow!
Don't you ever for a second get to saying
These are non-refundable!
To the left
Take a breath!
Take a breath!
Hmmmm…
To the left
To the left
All of your cheap items on that aisle to the left!
That was where I
Bought my stuff
Now it's all useless
Thanks so much!
A long customer service line
Now could you speed it up?
I don't have much time-and
My purchase is on this tag,
And all that I had I just left in the bag!
Standing at the register
Looking at me like I'm a fool!
Talkin' about,
"I can't refund these things for you!"
And that's when I said…
You just don't know about me!
Give me my money, please!
I can call your manager in a minute
Matter fact, she'll be here any minute, lady!
You just don't know about me!
I'm your worst enemy!
I could have you gone from here by tomorrow!
Don't you ever for a second get to saying
These are non-refundable!
So go ahead move along
Want my cash before the end of this song
Don't they make stuff with quality any more?
Why did you think I bought these "cheap-tail" clothes for?!
Now I'm so through!
Can't wear the pants that I just bought from you!
And there's a rip in these jeans!
Hurry up! Before I make a big scene!
Standing at the register
Looking at me like I'm a fool!
Talkin' about,
"I can't refund these things for you!"
And that's when I said…
You just don't know about me!
Give me my money, please!
I can call your manager in a minute
Matter fact, she'll be here any minute, lady!
You just don't know about me!
I'm your worst enemy!
I could have you gone from here by tomorrow!
Don't you ever for a second get to saying
These are non-refundable!
Bridge:
I had to postpone everything
Because you all have me running!
Running back here to you
So with you my business here is through!
You won't get a dime from me
I don't know what the hold up is!
You will hear from my attorney!
To the left
To the left
Take a breath
Take a breath
Hmmmmm….
To the left
To the left
All of your cheap items on that aisle to the left!
Take a breath!
Take a breath!
Don't you ever for a second get to saying
These are non-refundable!
You just don't know about me!
Give me my money please!
I can call your manager in a minute
Matter fact, she'll be here any minute, lady!
You just don't know about me!
I'm your worst enemy!
I could have you gone from here by tomorrow!
Don't you ever for a second get to saying
You just don't know about me!
Give me my money please!
I'm can call your manager in a minute
Matter fact, she'll be here any minute
You can take all these bags and what's in it!
‘Cause my business with you is finished!
I could have you gone from here by tomorrow!
Don't you ever for a second get to saying
These are non-refundable!
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i will not sing this when i need a refund! it is a parody of beyonce and i hate her (unless my tv is on mute, lol) 444
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