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Song Parodies -> "Payload (Butt)"
Original Song Title:
"Halo"
Original Performer:
Beyonce Knowles
Parody Song Title:
"Payload (Butt)"
Parody Written by:
Phil Nelson
The Lyrics
Finishing my parodies of recent songs here. Back to my usual stuff soon.
Oh baby, your crack's showin'
I see your thong panties, girl
And you've got a really big butt you know
It needs a brand new made up slang word
You bend over, and then it shows
Your butt's so big, shouldn't show you know
Standing in the light of your payload
I see your butt right now
It's like I've been just blinded
By the sight that's so big and unhid
It's nothing that you did
I don't ever wanna look that way
Everywhere I'm looking now
I'm surrounded by your payload
You know I can see your payload
Your butt's in front of me
It's everything don't wanna see
It doesn't look that good to me
You know I can see your payload
Hope image fades away
I won't feel your payload payload payload
I can see your payload payload payload
I won't feel your payload payload payload
I can see your payload payload payload
Hit me like a blinding light
Burns my eyes, powerful sight
And the only thing that I want
Is you pull up your jeans, all right
I swore I'd never look again
But your butt is like a weird good friend
A sight I'm used to, I bet
Now I'm pulled back to your butt again
It's like I've been just blinded
It's like looking at a giant squid
You're a bit too candid
I don't ever wanna look that way
Everywhere I'm looking now
I'm just seeing your huge wide load
Don't you know I see your payload
Your butt's in front of me
It's everything don't wanna see
Why'd you wear a thong bikini
Oh don't wanna see your payload
Hope image fades away
I won't feel your payload payload payload
I can see your payload payload payload
I won't feel your payload payload payload
I can see your payload payload payload
I won't feel your payload payload payload
I can see your payload payload payload
I won't feel your payload payload payload
I can see your payload payload payload
Payload, payload
Everywhere I'm looking now
You should beep when walking backwards
Oh why do I see your payload
Please walk to me forward
It's everything don't wanna see
Your bikini is bright hot green
Oh why must you show your payload
Won't you just go away
I won't feel your payload payload payload
I can see your payload payload payload
I won't feel your payload payload payload
I can see your payload payload payload
I won't feel your payload payload payload
I can see your payload payload payload
I won't feel your payload payload payload
I can see your payload payload payload
I see your thong panties, girl
And you've got a really big butt you know
It needs a brand new made up slang word
You bend over, and then it shows
Your butt's so big, shouldn't show you know
Standing in the light of your payload
I see your butt right now
It's like I've been just blinded
By the sight that's so big and unhid
It's nothing that you did
I don't ever wanna look that way
Everywhere I'm looking now
I'm surrounded by your payload
You know I can see your payload
Your butt's in front of me
It's everything don't wanna see
It doesn't look that good to me
You know I can see your payload
Hope image fades away
I won't feel your payload payload payload
I can see your payload payload payload
I won't feel your payload payload payload
I can see your payload payload payload
Hit me like a blinding light
Burns my eyes, powerful sight
And the only thing that I want
Is you pull up your jeans, all right
I swore I'd never look again
But your butt is like a weird good friend
A sight I'm used to, I bet
Now I'm pulled back to your butt again
It's like I've been just blinded
It's like looking at a giant squid
You're a bit too candid
I don't ever wanna look that way
Everywhere I'm looking now
I'm just seeing your huge wide load
Don't you know I see your payload
Your butt's in front of me
It's everything don't wanna see
Why'd you wear a thong bikini
Oh don't wanna see your payload
Hope image fades away
I won't feel your payload payload payload
I can see your payload payload payload
I won't feel your payload payload payload
I can see your payload payload payload
I won't feel your payload payload payload
I can see your payload payload payload
I won't feel your payload payload payload
I can see your payload payload payload
Payload, payload
Everywhere I'm looking now
You should beep when walking backwards
Oh why do I see your payload
Please walk to me forward
It's everything don't wanna see
Your bikini is bright hot green
Oh why must you show your payload
Won't you just go away
I won't feel your payload payload payload
I can see your payload payload payload
I won't feel your payload payload payload
I can see your payload payload payload
I won't feel your payload payload payload
I can see your payload payload payload
I won't feel your payload payload payload
I can see your payload payload payload
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That's some "wide" views on the subject...
There should be a law against thongs in any size larger than "medium". ;) ... Glad to see the variations in main verse -- "squid" was LOL. 555, and on to the ultimate challenge: finding subs for the repeat lines. :-)
Here's a jump-(so to speak)start:
I can see your payload mayload gayload...
Here's a jump-(so to speak)start:
I can see your payload mayload gayload...
Thanks Mark and TT.
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