-> "Fighting Damnation"
Original Song Title:
"Fighting Temptation"
Original Performer:
Beyonce, Missy Elliot, MC Lyte, Free
Parody Song Title:
"Fighting Damnation"
The Lyrics
Fighting damnation
Yo Beelzebub, Demon, lucifer y'all ready
Lets put it down for da angels
Ladies! (yeah) they got dat fork dat make you jump
(I'm in hell-a!) They laugh and stick it in your rump
damned people! (yeah) they gonna fork you all night
they get your soul, work! (ooo!)make your soul keep on working out
I'm the type of guy who be fightin' damnation
living in hell with the devils relations
demon, holler at me later
Don't you know I don't give a toss, satan (yeah!)
(they shootin') I was the exterminator
I liked sin, I didn't think 'bout later
Me and my guys drinkin', shot the waiter
so the chef stabbed me with a cleaver
didn't repent, so God, he damned us
in hell with the acid precipitation
Now doing holy impersonations
but I sin so much, I even scare Satan
Beelzebub, Lucifer, big D
Demons whip you to the drum beat
hell people it's bad sensation
We gonna show you how to fight damn satan
I'm just fighting damnation (yeah)
Gotta get more control (control, yeah)
yes its really annoying when they poke me with a bone
I hate be-el-zee-bub
I don't think that hell is right (no)
I'll die when I'm ready, but it won't be tonight.
We in hell, death valley no doubt
Sick of this real demon sadist shoving dirt in my mouth
D's got his crew, but I got mine too
Stuff a firework under his tail (like what you gonna do!)
Slave driver got him spreadin' me out
In my ear he plays the first album from 'Girls Aloud'
And oh, the hot poker and extra large fork
He wants to poke me lots cuz he's a cloven hoofed dork (hhoooo!)
Me and hell's girls we're getting out
ain't 'Little Nicky' we ain't from the 'deep south' (nnnoooo)!
Them hells people they're sad no doubt
bit of talk of bribing demons to let us is out
I gets crowbar, to help me do what ev-er, no beef with lord of darkness but i
fight damnation
I'm not sayin' I don't like this satan
I'm just lookin' for a nicer satan, ya kno'
chorus
Yeah, breakout liked I never brokeout before
I hit the door, all the demons hit the floor
geeks... all flapping' round like an angry drag queen
Fightin' damnation like Muhammed Ali with da 1, 2
Let me show me what I can do, I can tell you hell's gate has a loose screw
now stop tryin to hold me back, bite me from where you at
I got jet packs over my shoulder, if you should decide to get closer (hhooo!)
Well then this demon is straight over, I'm going and I got a bazooka
'Be bad' that's what D says
BZB : 'keep them here but give them lee way'
All I know it's a crazy situation
stay? Fine, but I'm fightin' damnation
Chorus
wooooooo
I'm just saying I don't like you, satan,
I'm jus' think you should bite me, satan
My sin, yeah
I'm jus' lookin for a nicer satan
wooooo
yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm just saying I don't like you, satan,
I'm jus' think you should bite me, satan
yeah, yeah, yeah
woooooo
w-w-what you gonna do
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