-> "Scream"
Original Song Title:
"Scream"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Scream"
The Lyrics
Watch out!!!
Look behind you punk!
The killer plans his blow
White mask and dark black robes
Disguised attire
He hopes for holes
Start running or blood pours!
Car door is locked you dropped your keys!
Climb in. What do you see?
A corpse stuck to the driver’s seat!
It’s such a scary scene!
When slashing sexy teens
Each time at the movies!
Makes me scream!
Nightmares! Won’t sleep much!
See the dagger’s gleam
Till it’s full of blood!
Makes me scream!
In fright when I watch!
Try human cuisine!
Zombies!
Romero!
In fright
When I watch!!!!
Watch for Freddy when you crash on your couch!
His claws will gash you! Ouch!
Pay the price when you get shut eye
Such gore from that burnt guy!
Razors will glow
Don’t fall asleep!
You’ll look just like Swiss cheese!
You’ll try to run
But you’ll be seized
Can’t run from what you dream
You’re life has gone downstream
Freaked out by the movies!
Makes me scream!
That knife sliced your lungs!
There’s a constant theme
Teens diced when they’re sluts
Makes me scream!
Yelled “Yikes!”
When watched “Saw”
Blood drips like ice cream
Took flight!
From Gremlins!
Oh Christ!
There’s demons!
Kill it!
Oh My!
Eek!
Oh! Oh! Oh! No!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
A cabin in the woods
Ancient curse can’t be good
The Necronomicon
Made all these creatures spawn!
One stabbed his chick right in the heel
She’s one too he fears
Sister’s banged by a tree
The curse won’t let them leave!
Spilled popcorn when I screamed
Now for the sequel please!
Makes me scream
Watched Mike
Kid gone wrong!
There’s 10 Halloweens!
Franchise
Is quite long!
Friday the 13th!!!
Held tight
To your arm!
Hearing Jason breathe
Drained white
When blade’s drawn
In fright!
Leaped from pond!!!
There’s more films now!
Leatherface!
He’s a basket case! (Oh man!)
Grit erased!
Device?
His chainsaw!
Classics make me scream
Shark bite!
Spooked by “Jaws“!
In fright!
When I watch!!!!
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