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Song Parodies -> "Achy Breaky Head"
Original Song Title:
"Achy Breaky Heart"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Billy Ray Cyrus
Parody Song Title:
"Achy Breaky Head"
Parody Written by:
Jonathan
The Lyrics
You can make me hurl
even though your a girl
whenever you punch me
in the gut or you can hit my
jaw a thousand times no
flaw i hate when you always
kick my butt you can break my
arms way down in the farms
hit me with my feet glued to
the floor or give me big fat lips
or break my finger tips or you
can simply punch me through
the door
but don't break my head
my Achy Breaky Head i
just don't think it'd feel
to good and if ya break
my head my Achy Breaky Head
i'd cry as loud as i could HELP !!!
you can break my jaw
down in arkinsas you
can if you want to break
my leg or push me off a cliff
your fist can tell my lips you
never really liked me anyway
or you can knock me out you
can do it no doubt and i fear
that i will not be okay or you
can poke my eyes whatever's
in your mind as long as my
head's still here today!
(chorus)
(repeats chorus 2x)
even though your a girl
whenever you punch me
in the gut or you can hit my
jaw a thousand times no
flaw i hate when you always
kick my butt you can break my
arms way down in the farms
hit me with my feet glued to
the floor or give me big fat lips
or break my finger tips or you
can simply punch me through
the door
but don't break my head
my Achy Breaky Head i
just don't think it'd feel
to good and if ya break
my head my Achy Breaky Head
i'd cry as loud as i could HELP !!!
you can break my jaw
down in arkinsas you
can if you want to break
my leg or push me off a cliff
your fist can tell my lips you
never really liked me anyway
or you can knock me out you
can do it no doubt and i fear
that i will not be okay or you
can poke my eyes whatever's
in your mind as long as my
head's still here today!
(chorus)
(repeats chorus 2x)
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Well, better than the last time you parodied this song as far as layout but still awkward. Had I written this parody I would have done it like this (1st verse only):
You can make me hurl
even though your a girl
whenever you punch me in the gut
or you can hit my jaw
a thousand times no flaw
i hate when you always kick my butt
you can break my arms
way down in the farms
hit me with my feet glued to the floor
or give me big fat lips
or break my finger tips
or you can simply punch me through the door
See, all of the end-line rhymes are at the end of the sentence and more noticeable. The way you wrote it, while not wrong, makes your parody look like it is horribly rhymed when in fact the rhyming is outstanding.
You can make me hurl
even though your a girl
whenever you punch me in the gut
or you can hit my jaw
a thousand times no flaw
i hate when you always kick my butt
you can break my arms
way down in the farms
hit me with my feet glued to the floor
or give me big fat lips
or break my finger tips
or you can simply punch me through the door
See, all of the end-line rhymes are at the end of the sentence and more noticeable. The way you wrote it, while not wrong, makes your parody look like it is horribly rhymed when in fact the rhyming is outstanding.
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