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Song Parodies -> "Homestar"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bizarre

Parody Song Title:

"Homestar"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Boy, was this a pain to write. By the way, my next homestarrunner.com-related song is sung completely by Strong Bad, about his little brother, Strong Sad...
Hook:
I'm the Homestar
Baby baby baby I'm the Homestar
(Pass the Fluffy Puffs)
Runnin' runnin' runnin' I run far
Cuz...I'm the Homestar
Baby baby baby I'm the Homestar

Verse 1 (Homestar):
Where's Pom Pom? Who in the hell cares?
Homestar's on stage, watchin' his derriere
I'm the Homestar, watchin' telly
Woke up, standin' in swe atshirst: smelly
I can fight, the lead runner of the site
On web, for thousands of fans
Or you could send an e-mail to Strong Bad
If you look, I'm being knocked out by Strong Mad
Acting like Ronald Reagan
Anything to get spoon from Bubs
The fans want Strong Bad, they don't want me
I'm backstage meeting Marzipan

Hook:
I'm the Strong Bad
Baby baby baby I'm the Strong Bad
(Answer e-mails)
Punchin' punchin' punchin' hit Homestar
Cuz...I'm the Strong Bad
Baby baby baby I'm the Strong Bad
Punchin' punchin' punchin' hit Homestar
Ho...ly crap...

Verse 2 (Strong Bad):
The girls are fainting, it's so amazing
Mongol-ian Aftershave
I'm on videotape with cardboard shapes
Talkin' bout the two Homestar's that are on stage
Give me some sudsuu, feed me lunch
You want some water?
Homestar gets punched!
Because you missed punch, he gon' get punched
Matter fact forget punch
The guy with the wrestling mask runnin' the streets
Big no T-shirt, they all know me
Last cartoon thing, I was in the back
Now I started a program called SBASAF

Hook (Coach Z):
I'm the Coach Z
Baby baby baby I'm the Coach Z
Rappin' rappin' rappin' with style: free
Cuz...I'm the Coach Z
Baby baby baby I'm the Coach Z
Rappin' rappin' rappin' with style: free
Can't...say jorb...

Verse 3 (Coach Z):
Me and Bubsy, working out
Show you what the Coach Z's all about
It's been a while, I'm coming out
Doin' raps outside Homestar Runner's house
I don't drive, I got ol' Bubsy pick me up
Big ol' car that's all souped up
Blue Cadillac, Strong Bad's in the back
"Marzipan's on line one"
Tell her to call me back
I'm too busy to take his call
I'm at the school, crashed out on bench old
This bad accent is the life for me
May kill me cuz it's annoying

Hook (Homestar):
I'm the Homestar
Baby baby baby I'm the Homestar
(Pass the Fluffy Puffs)
Runnin' runnin' runnin' I run far
Cuz...I'm the Homestar
Baby baby baby I'm the Homestar
Fluff...y Puff...
Let's see if you can guess what the next song (the Strong Bad-Strong Sad one) is based on...
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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.4
Total Votes: 9

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bobpiecheese - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
For those who DKTOS, here's a link: www.sanctuaryrecords.co.uk/media/video/bizarre_lo.wmv Have fun.
Cat - February 12, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM Wild Card 05) DKTOS (your link didn't work) but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt since I love Homestar.
Adagio - February 12, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM Wild Card 05) The link didn't work. Seems like it's a video game?
Agrimorfee - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM Wild) DKTOS---since people had trouble with the link, I won't bother dealing with it, but I got the flavor of the OS here. I am not totally familiar with the Strongbad universe, either, but again, I got the gist of it, I think you did pretty well on that front, too.
bobpiecheese - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Check the link I put up in the actual WildCardRound2005 thread. Just for all you DKTOS peoples.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Too topic/niched for a contest, IMHO.
Luke Brattoni - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
(WILDCARD) You're lucky I fit both the niche of a Homestar fan and one who has memorised all of Bizarre's sick jokes from the D12 albums. Well done.
John Jenkins - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Well constructed parody. The "Mongol-ian Aftershave" line stood out for me.
Matthias - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
You did a pretty good jorb with a hard original song!
Stuart McArthur - February 18, 2006 - Report this comment
(WILD) I can appreciate the effort you put into this, bobpie, but the content is completely alien to me!
Red Ant - February 19, 2006 - Report this comment
(WILD) I played the Soundclick song (lo-fi version), I'd never heard this song before. Great pacing on a tough song, but I have zero idea what this is about. I went to homestarrunner.com, not much help there either. Back to this, what is "sudsuu" and "SBASAF"?
bobpiecheese - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Red Ant: You do kinda half to click around...a hell of a lot to learn anything about Homestar and Co. With your questions: 1) "Sudsuu" is a drink. It contains milk and gummi bears. Pure Genius! 2) "SBASAF" is Strong Bad's space program. It stands for "Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil". Features in the sbemail "space program". Thanx for the comments anyway.
Phil Alexander - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Weird... seriously weird.
Spaff.com - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
My brother-in-law played me some Strong Bad cartoons a couple of years ago, and they were really really funny. Unfortunately, I know too little about that world to pick up on the wealth of in-jokes you intricately worked in. Still, I followed along with the OS and you nailed the pacing. Oh, and my iTunes always continues into the next song in my alpha list; in this case, Bizarre's "Rock Star" segued into John Denver's "Rocky Mountain High." Rather jarring.
Mikey Squirrel - February 25, 2006 - Report this comment
WILD- I heard the original and I can see why this was a pain to write. I'm still a little in the dark on the content , but a good job nonetheless.
Larry Hensley - February 26, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM Wild) Nice parody, but like the others I don't know about this stuff.
Johnny D - February 26, 2006 - Report this comment
(WILDCARD) For some reason, I found "Big no T-shirt" immensely funny.
Scathe - February 26, 2006 - Report this comment
(Wild Card) Never heard the song; never heard of Homestar. Looks good though.
Arwen - February 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Wildcard...If I had to name a site that comes in as #2 to AmiRight...it would be homestarrunner.com. It. Is. Freaking. Awesome. Although, I would have loved it even more if you'd mentioned the Teen Girl Squad! ; ) Excellent homage!
Baka Gaijin - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL! I love Homestar Runner!

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